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ACTUAL ANNOUNCEMENTS TAKEN FROM CHURCH BULLETINS:
Don't let worry kill you. Let the Church help.
Thursday night Potluck Supper. Prayer and medication to follow.
For those of you who have children and don't know it, we have a nursery downstairs.
Tuesday at 4 pm there will be an ice cream social. All ladies giving milk will please come early.
This being Easter Sunday, we will ask Mrs. Lewis to come forward and lay an egg on the altar.
Next Sunday, a special collection will be taken to defray the cost of the new carpet. All those wishing to do something on the new carpet will come forward and get a piece of paper.
At the evening service tonight, the sermon topic will be "What is Hell?" Come early and listen to our choir practice.
Weight Watchers will meet at 7pm at the First Presbyterian Church. Please use large double door at side entrance.
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