Thursday, January 29, 2009

42 things. I like to be different.

I've been putting this off because I want to think of a bunch of really creative stuff, but I might as well just start. Oh, and follow the rules: if you got tagged, you're supposed to write one of these because I want to get to know you better.
1. I love penguins. If you get me anything with penguins on it, I will probably love it. I want to see Madagascar 2 just for the penguins.
2. I wish I had a little turtle. Little turtles are so cute. I don't want to feed him bugs though- eew. I wonder what they eat.
3. I've lived in WA for 10 1/2 years and UT for 9.
4. I've left binkies in two famous places; the Hawaii LDS Temple and Arlington National Cemetery.
5. I've never been out of the country. I want to tour Europe and see all the cool stuff, but I think I'll do that when I'm older and richer, and go to the Philippines first. That or my honeymoon, whichever comes first. (Haven't decided on a location for that yet.)
6. My favorite sentence to learn in different languages is "stop poking me or I'll beat you with a stick." I can say it in English, German, and ASL. I can also insult you in Japanese. Ask me and I'll give you a demonstration. I wish I was bilingual, but the most I can do is learn different phrases. I know phrases/words in English, German, Spanish, French, Portuguese, Italian, Russian, Japanese, Chinese, Tagalog, and some more that I've forgotten.
7. I once wrote a children's book as an assignment for my Adv. Human Anatomy and Physiology class in high school about a sandwich scout who goes on a camping trip with his troop and they tell scary stories, one of which is about another sandwich scout who gets eaten and his adventures through the digestive system. It's quite clever, if I do say so myself.
8. I used to practice my flute for an hour and a half to two hours a day. I took lessons for 3 years and was fantastic- you lose it when you don't practice faithfully. :(
9. I transposed a part for alto flute in high school- the only instrument in G. It sounded so much cooler on that.
10. When I was little I rooted for the U.
11. I think it would be great to have a motor scooter/motorbike thingy. I don't need a car, but it would be great to be able to go places without begging people for rides or using the bus. Plus, they're cheaper and more economical.
12. I can't stand not having a piano. A piano is essential in a home. This is why I brought mine down to my apartment! I'm not telling what kind it is though, because Eric hasn't seen it yet.
13. When I get crazy, random, or awesome ideas, I sometimes go a little overboard when carrying them out, but I love it. If you want to see an example of this, look at the first set of pictures in my "Random Stuff" album.
14. I can't stand it when people use bad grammar and spelling and don't write their Facebook statuses in third person.
15. Another huge pet peeve of mine is when people leave messes. I can't stand messes. Just take an extra 30 seconds to wash your dish or hang up your clothes. Clean/organized= less stress.
16. I love strawberries and raspberries dipped in chocolate, and little snack foods like goldfish, chex mix, chips and salsa, s'mores, the gooey kind of caramel corn, the little strawberry-shaped fruit snack things I had in kindergarten 14 years ago... whoa...
17. I love taking pictures of myself. I can find all the great angles, but it's harder to capture them than you might think.
18. I love real dancing- not that jumping up and down stuff. Waltz, swing, cha-cha, fox-trot, etc.
19. I love it when guys can lead (dancing), and guys who can sing well are simply amazing.
20. I like it when guys are taller than me. If anybody wants one or two of my inches and will pay for the surgery to get them from me, they can have them. I've already decided where you can take the inches from. I wish I could wear high heels more often- I love them.
21. I am really good at making plans and coming up with all sorts of ideas for things. Depending on the subject or difficulty, following through sometimes doesn't happen.
22. I love having curly hair, except I can't do it very well and it takes a long time. I wish I had a crimper- that would be cute.
23. I love people playing with my hair.
24. I want to grow my hair out for two years to see how long I can get it and then donate it to Locks of Love.
25. I already have most of my wedding planned, and I'm not engaged or anything.
26. I like to be different, but in a fun/good way.
27. I'm from Utah and I've never been skiing. Weird, I know.
28. I'm initially shy in a crowd or with people I don't know (or know well), but I'm a really friendly person. Sometimes if I'm with really good friends, I can get rediculously crazy/funny/etc. I love it.
29. I own the extended versions of the Lord of the Rings trilogy. You're not a real fan if you haven't read the books or seen the extended versions, and can correct the mistakes Peter Jackson and the other people put in the movies. Some of them are so obviously wrong. If you want, I'll list examples. I can also quote like the first 10 minutes of The Fellowship of the Ring.
30. I have what some might call "manly" skills. I can take sinks apart, fix the insides of toilet tanks, help finish an unfinished basement, light the pilot light, caulk bathtubs, take computers apart and install things, and do other random stuff. I'm good with my hands, but my hand-eye coordination is not so good, which is why I'm bad at sports.
31. I like making yummy food and having people over for dinner. Two of my roommates are never here on Thursday nights when I make dinner, so I usually invite people over. Let me know if you want in sometime.
32. I love babies. They're so cute and fun to hold. I want to go volunteer at a nursery just to sit there and hold them or feed them or whatever.
33. I can make octopus faces.
34. I can eat Rice-A-Roni very seductively. Robin knows this.
35. 10pm is NOT late at night. Neither is 11pm, though that's when I start realizing that it's getting late. I don't need to state the fact that I'm not a morning person.
36. Calvin & Hobbes is awesome. Bill Watterson had some great ideas.
37. I love dressing up for stuff- formal dances, wearing dress pants and fancy stuff- it's fun. I kinda want an officy job just so I can wear professional/classy/dressy stuff all the time.
38. If you gave me lots of money, I'd want to spend it on clothes and shoes, but if I exercised self-discipline, I'd put it in savings for my wedding, car/motorbike thingy, piano, and whatever else was on my list.
39. I was born with a broken collarbone but have never broken a bone, had stitches, major surgery, or anything like that. When I had my wisdom teeth out it didn't hurt and I wasn't a chipmunk. Haha.
40. I love the way my mom decorated our house. I like to decorate things and make them look nice, and I have ideas for my future house already, and some are based off elements in my family's house.
41. I am addicted to LOST, House, and the Office. I love intense/intriguing and funny shows.
42. Ever since I watched/read tHHGttG (The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy), the number "42" has been really noticeable. Zach is my best friend and 42 is his favorite number, and ever since he left on his mission, it has been everywhere. No joke. It's so weird- it shows up in the oddest situations, random conversations, things I overhear, signs and advertisements, etc. But I suppose it's fitting- after all, it is the answer to Life, the Universe, and Everything (according to the Guide). Hence this particular list not going simply to 25.
being weird with my sister
awkward stretch on the boat at Bear Lake
sipping a tigers' blood snow cone
crazy modeling pose
random photo shoot with the towels
one of my favorite pictures of me

Wednesday, January 14, 2009

ABCs

Previously published as a Facebook note.
I'm copying Mariko-- I really like this format for the usually annoying quiz.
After reading, copy and paste this into a new note and fill it out with your answers.
A
- Available: find out :)
- Age: 19 years, 7 months, 19 days. :P
- Annoyance: I have many, and the biggest ones I shouldn't mention
- Animal: PENGUINS!!! and little turtles.
B
- Beer: yuck- I don't drink it
- Birthday: May 26th
- Best Friends: Zach... I don't have a category for best friends but he has always been there for me
- Body Part on opposite sex: depends... usually I notice height and facial features first
- Best feeling in the world: Cuddling up with a significant other and just being able to sit there. You don't even need to talk, its just nice (well said Mariko)
- Blind or Deaf: ...ooh hard choice...
- Best weather: there was this one day about a year ago that was so perfect-- sunny but not too bright, and the PERFECT temperature... I'm not sure what it was but it was wonderful- looked colder than it was but it was perfect, and had the occasional slight breeze
- Been in Love: yes :)
- Been on stage?: yes
- Believe in Magic: define magic...
- Believe in Santa: there's no Santa?!?! ;)
C
- Candy: chocolate, jolly ranchers, NOT Almond Joys...
- Color: Too many, and it depends.
- Chocolate/Vanilla: Chocolate ice cream, vanilla cake (hm, good idea)
- Chinese/Mexican: I think there is more Mexican stuff I like than Chinese just because there's lots of weird Oriental food
- Cake or pie: depends on my mood- I like both.
- Continent to visit: haven't been to any besides the continental US. Hawaii as a baby, but that doesn't count.
D
- Day or Night: depends
- Dance in the rain?: yes, but not freezing rain with chilly wind
- Do the splits?: haha not even close- I can barely get 90 degrees- it's so sad.
E
- Eggs: scrambled, hard boiled, just not runny
- Eyes: hazel- I wish more green though
- Everyone has a: ...hmm, what to put...
- Ever failed a class?: heh, yeah... :/
F
- Full name: Angela Ruth Berrett
- First thoughts waking up: I don't want to get out of bed.
- Food: yummy food- whatever I'm in the mood for
G
- Greatest Fear: ...hmm, what to put...
- Goals: saving money, having a good life, marry in the temple, raise a family
- Gum: whatever keeps its flavor and doesn't get gross and hard
- Good luck charm: don't really have one
H
- Hair Color: brown, but I wish redder
- Height: 5'9"-- anybody want an inch? Figure out how to get it, pay for it, and you can have it.
- Happy: usually
- Holiday: Christmas
- How do you want to die: in my sleep without a ton of pain beforehand
I
- Ice Cream: depends...
- Instrument: hahaha... I'll start at the top of the register: piccolo, flute, alto flute, bass flute (though I haven't played much), recorder (sort of- I remember all the stuff from elementary), clarinet (well, enough to play easy songs in the key of ...C I think), piano, some mallet percussion (though I'm not much better than an "easy" level on the xylos)...
--No really, I mainly play flute, piccolo, and piano (those are listed in order of fabulousness :P )
J
- Jewelry: I like to make it- beading is fun. earrings mostly, but also bracelets and occasionally a necklace. Bring me beads and I'll make you one!
- Job: None yet but I am on the hunt.
K
- Kids: I want 4 or 5 and I have a bunch of names picked out already
- Kickboxing or karate: I look like an idiot doing either
- Keep a journal?: I should be better, but I write my missionary friends, so I could make a journal of those
L
- Longest Car Ride: from Utah to San Diego-- 12 hours in the car... blah...
- Love: in what context? not sure I can narrow it down...
- Letter: I used to think R was cool- I had these flash cards when I was little and the pictures for R were pretty, but Q is just fun and Z is sweet.
- Laughed so hard you cried: yep, love it
M
- Milk flavor: some of those fruity milks are really good
- Movies: too many to list
- Motion sickness? nope! hooray
- McD’s or BK: McDonald's is a lot less healthy, but I got food poisoning from BK once-- nasty night but it was a yummy meal!
N
- Number of Siblings: 2, and I'm the oldest of us 3
- Number of Piercings: one set in my ears and that's all I'll get
- Number: used to be 3, but then Zach introduced me to HHGttG (Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy) and his favorite number is 42, and ever since he left on his mission 42 is EVERYWHERE. No joke. It's really weird.
O
- One wish: to be happy for the rest of my life. This was the answer already here from the last person, but I agree. (again I'm copying Mariko, and apparently whoever she copied)
P
- Perfect Pizza: pepperoni, sausage, ham, pineapple, veggies, cheese, sauce... and Little Caesar's breadsticks. And none of that dip-your-pizza-in-ranch weirdness- it takes away the pizza flavor.
- Pepsi/Coke: I don't drink caffeine, but I had a sip of cherry Coke on accident once and it was really good. I wish they made caffeine free cherry Coke. Yum.
Q
- Quail: they are funny little birds
R
- Reason to cry: missing someone, fear, etc
- Reality T.V: "some people are so dumb" is usually my thought while watching it :P
- Radio Station: I don't really listen to the radio, so I don't remember which ones I like
- Roll your tongue in a circle?: yup
S
- Song: too many- whatever I'm in the mood for...
- Shoe size: 9, but I can do an 8 1/2 if it's open-toed
- Salad Dressing: Catalina, Ranch, Italian, Balsamic Vinaigrette, I'll pretty much try any
- Sushi: haven't had much, but it was fine
- Skipped school: yes, unfortunately
- Slept outside: yay camping! I want to go camp in a tent now- I haven't for a long time
- Smoked?: HECK no.
- Skinny dipped?: HECK no.
- Shower daily?: close enough (haha nice Mariko)
- Sing well?: I can carry the tune and sing in tune too
- In the shower?: no, I don't actually- if I thought about it I would sing to songs I like when nobody's home, but I don't ever think to
- Swear?: of course not- plus it usually makes you sound like an idiot- if you take the real meanings of the words, people who swear usually don't even make any sense.
- Strawberries/Blueberries: Strawberries!
T
- Time for bed: way too late
- Thunderstorms: they're cool- I want to go on a take-pictures-of-lightning spree sometime. That'd be cool.
U
- Unpredictable: umm... depends?
V
- Vacation spot: SeaWorld last summer was SO MUCH FUN!!!
W
- Weakness: chocolate, chips and salsa, chex mix, other yummy snacks, and that's just food...
-Which one of your friends acts the most like you: Zach? but we've been around each other so much we can't really help but adopt each other's traits
- Who makes you laugh the most: I dunno...
- Who makes you smile the most: hm, dunno
- Worst feeling: helplessness... loneliness and emptiness too
- Wanted to be a model?: no- I find too many flaws on myself, although there are some days where I just feel PRETTY. Love those days...
- Where do we go when we die?: according to my faith, either to Spirit Paradise or Spirit Prison- what many religions call Heaven and Hell. After that we have a more in-depth judgment and there and more degrees we are divided into based on how we've lived our lives.
-Worst Weather?: Slushy and cold and windy, hot and humid and muggy and dry... dunno. Extremes aren't usually great.
X
-X-Rays: I wish I had some of myself- that'd be cool.
Y
-Year it is now: 2009
-Yellow: a song by Coldplay. Kindof odd actually if you listen to the words but I still like it
Z
- Zoo animal: there are many... and again I love PENGUINS and little turtles!
LAST PERSON WHO…
1. Slept in a bed beside you? my roommate Sara
2. You went to the mall with? my mom and sister
3. You went to dinner with? Travis. Ate dinner with? roommates.
4. You talked to on the phone? probably Abigail
5. Made you laugh? my band teacher

Saturday, December 20, 2008

2008 Questionnaire

Previously published as a Facebook note.
once again, I'm copying another note idea, but this one is better than that movie one.
JANUARY-
1 Who kissed you on new years?
no one :( just because he and I were doing separate activities
2 Did you have a New Year's Resolution this year?
yes... don't miss days of class
3 Does it snow where you live?
yes, it is white outside as I write :)
4 Do you like hot chocolate?
Yup- stick it in the microwave for about 1m 20 sec and that's perfect
5 Have you ever been to Times Square to watch the ball drop?
no
FEBRUARY-
1 Who was your Valentine?
Zach! We couldn't go out on V-Day because I was down at BYU and he was at home, but we hung out that weekend.
2 When you were little did you buy Valentine's for the whole class?
yep
3 Do you care if the groundhog sees its shadow or not?
No...but Groundhog Day is a good movie.
4 What did you receive for Valentine's day?
a date that weekend
5 What did you give for Valentine's day?
nothing except my time, which he loved
MARCH-
1 Are you Irish?
I have a tiny bit of Scottish in me, but if I have Irish it's very minute
2 Do you like corned beef and cabbage?
sure
3 What did you do for St Patrick's Day?
Listened to Celtic music my uncle Bruce gave me and wore all green :)
APRIL-
1 Do you like the rain?
yeah, unless it never goes away
2 Did you play an April fool's joke on anyone this year?
yes- I announced via Facebook that I was engaged and a couple people totally fell for it :D You know who you are. Haha.
3 Do you get tons of candy for Easter?
some in my basket
4 Do you celebrate 4/20?
huh?
5 Do you love the month of April?
sure?
MAY-
1 What is your favorite flower?
what a horrible question- it totally depends
2 Finish the phrase "April showers"
bring May flowers
3 Do you celebrate May 16th:National Piercing Day?
NO. Lame.
4 Is May anything special to you?
My birthday!
JUNE-
1 What year did/will you graduate from high school?
June 5, 2007.
2 Did you do anything fun during this Month?
Got my job at BeeHive Homes assisted living back and a $2 raise from the summer before- sweet.
3 Have a favorite baseball team?
no, but I went to a Bees' game with Zach in August I think
JULY-
1 What did you do on the 4th of July?
watched the parades
2 Did you go to the fireworks?
no- I had to work
3 Did you blast the A/C all day
no
AUGUST-
1 Did you do anything special at the end of your summer?
Work... and went to Bear Lake for a singles' ward activity with Zach- super fun
2 What was your favorite summer memory of '08?
bike rides with Zach
3 Did you have a sunburn?
yeah, holy crap... my legs *never* tan (my dad was a redhead as a child), but I burned them so badly they do now... don't ever fall asleep outside for an hour and a half on each side (front and back)... PAIN. But if you do get badly burned, soak a washcloth with WARM/LUKEWARM water and lay it on the burns. You'll have to change it frequently, but if you use cold water, it is a shock to your body and can give you a fever, plus your skin tightens to keep your body heat in and traps the burn in. Pain.
4 Did you go to the pool a lot?
no, sadly
SEPTEMBER-
1 Are you attending college/school?
yes- BYU
2 Do you like fall better than summer?
not really
3 What happened this month?
school
OCTOBER-
1 What did you do for Halloween?
party at Travis' house :)
2 What is your favorite candy?
oh boy another horrible question... anything chocolate will work though, and gummy bears/lifesavers, jolly ranchers...
3 What was your favorite thing about this month?
dunno
NOVEMBER-
1 Whose house do you go to for Thanksgiving?
we alternate between different family setups for Thanksgiving- this year my house
2 What are you thankful for?
lots of things
3 Do you love stuffing?
YES. and NOG- but not straight- a little more than 1/3 milk
4 Anything special in this month?
I don't think so
DECEMBER-
1 Do you celebrate Christmas?
Of course!!!
2 Have you ever been kissed under the mistletoe?
no, sadly... I wanted to put some up once but didn't have any and forgot. That's like the one time when I wouldn't mind being kissed on the cheek- of course by somebody I know and like (not necessarily romantically)
3 Get anything special last year?
probably... I don't want to think and remember :P
4 What do you want this year?
see my other note :P and penguin stuff... :D
5 What do you love most about December?
I love giving people presents-- I wish I could give more but I don't have the resources. It's awesome watching their faces. Of course, getting stuff I really want is awesome too.

Saturday, December 13, 2008

If These Are True, You Live in Utah!

http://pff.7h.com/articles/view_article.php?id=55

Saturday, December 6, 2008

86 Ways to Know You're Addicted to Facebook

http://pff.7h.com/articles/view_article.php?id=53

Sunday, November 23, 2008

Marriage Tech Support

Married "Tech Support"
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I found this on a Facebook group-- I think it's great (as long as you understand it’s satire). Enjoy!

"LAUGH:

Dear Tech support:

Last year I upgraded from Girlfriend 7.0 to Wife 1.0 .
I soon noticed that the new program began unexpected child processing that took up a lot of space and valuable resources. In addition,
Wife 1.0 installed itself into all other programs and now monitors all other system activity.
Applications such as Poker Night 10.3 , Football 5.0, Hunting and Fishing 7.5, and Racing 3.6 no longer run, crashing the system whenever selected.
I can't seem to keep Wife 1.0 in the background while attempting to run my favorite applications. I'm thinking about going back to Girlfriend 7.0 , but the uninstall doesn't work on Wife 1.0 .
Please help!

Thanks,
A Troubled User. (KEEP READING)



REPLY:

Dear Troubled User:

This is a very common problem that men complain about.
Many people upgrade from Girlfriend 7.0 to Wife 1.0, thinking that it is just a Utilities and Entertainment program.
Wife 1.0 is an OPERATING SYSTEM and is designed by its Creator to run EVERYTHING !!!
It is also impossible to delete Wife 1.0 and to return to Girlfriend 7.0 . It is impossible to uninstall, or purge the program files from the system once installed.
You cannot go back to Girlfriend 7.0 because Wife 1.0 is designed to not allow this.
Look in your Wife 1.0 manual under Warnings-Alimony - Child Support . I recommend that you keep Wife1.0 and work on improving the situation. I suggest installing the background application "Yes Dear" to alleviate software augmentation.
The best course of action is to enter the command C:APOLOGIZE because ultimately you will have to give the APOLOGIZE command before the system will return to normal anyway.
Wife 1.0 is a great program, but it tends to be very high maintenance .
Wife 1.0 comes with several support programs, such as Clean and Sweep 3.0 , Cook It 1.5 and Do Bills 4.2
However, be very careful how you use these programs. Improper use will cause the system to launch the program Nag Nag 9.5.
Once this happens, the only way to improve the performance of Wife 1.0 is to purchase additional software. I recommend Flowers 2.1 and Diamonds 5.0 !
WARNING!!! DO NOT , under any circumstances, install Secretary With Short Skirt 3.3 This application is not supported by Wife 1.0 and will cause irreversible damage to the operating system.

Best of luck,
Tech Support"

Saturday, November 22, 2008

BYU vs. Utah jokes

http://pff.7h.com/articles/view_article.php?id=51

Dumb Utah Laws

http://pff.7h.com/articles/view_article.php?id=50

Friday, November 21, 2008

Trivia: in the year 1907

http://pff.7h.com/articles/view_article.php?id=19

Thursday, November 20, 2008

Really Smart Kids

http://pff.7h.com/articles/view_article.php?id=49