You might be LDS (Mormon) if...

You might be LDS if you've ever referred to a friend as your "Companion."
You might be LDS if you have ever inadvertently addressed your boss or coworkers as brother or sister.
You might be LDS if you have ever blessed cake, cookies or donuts saying, "Please bless this food that it will strengthen and nourish our bodies."
You might be LDS if you have ever used the phrase "With every fiber of my being."
You might be LDS if all your dishes have your name written on masking tape.
You might be LDS if you have something stuck to your refrigerator for every time you have attended Relief Society.
You might be LDS if you have geese or cow decorations anywhere in your kitchen.
You might be LDS if you think toys are a normal part of any landscaping.
You might be LDS if you've ever refused a Coke although it's 105 degrees outside.
You might be LDS if you know a 300 lb woman who doesn't drink Coke because it may cause her to be unhealthy.
You might be LDS if you have no idea who ever said Mormons shouldn't drink Coke.
You might be LDS if you received baby clothes at a bridal shower (and didn't need them but were really excited to get them.)
You might be LDS if you have to lock your car in the church parking lot to keep it from being filled with zucchini, tomatoes, and egg plants.

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