Custodial Quote Wall

Previously published as a Facebook note.
Quotes from summer '09 - spring '10.
Me:
"potty juice" (cleaner)
"hey look, underwear" (undies abandoned in the girls' locker room)
"bandited" and "banditing" (tradition of leaving the aforementioned undies in the other crew's area as a joke)
"You can't be manly. Sorry." (talking to Scott about how he was the only guy on the crew)
"Upper division courses and private tutoring will be made available for those who express interest or exhibit apparent need." - in a letter to the editor I wrote with Scott about how people don't flush (didn't get published)
"I like it when guys are feminine."
"The bedroom." (Paris or Sicily)
Scott:
"My teacher's so great but I wish I could hate him."
"So I'm looking for a quick 'get rich' way to make money."
"I'm the testosterone bandit."
"Running really is like a drug. I don't know why it isn't against the Word of Wisdom. Oh wait, maybe 'cuz it's good for you."
"I want to go out like a man - not afraid of tampon bags."
Kipp:
"Girls' bodies do such gross things. If they weren't so pretty, I wouldn't touch 'em."
"Transaladilaja" - pronunciation of "tarantula"
Kinzi:
"The women's locker room IS a dangerous place."