Previously published as a Facebook note.
The ones with asterisks are the best. More asterisks = better
"Grr..." - Angela B
"Where's my phone?" "I ate it." - anybody (about most any object), Angela B
"Showering is overrated." - Abigail
"Dang box!" - Candice
"And
God said 'Let there be light' and there was light. And God inspired
Thomas Edison to make the lightbulb and there was light in our
apartment." - Angela B
"It's nice to be upside-down every once in a while." - Angela B's sister Natalie
* "My friend Elizabeth thinks this guy has such great abs you could grate cheese on them." - Natalie
* "We're just eating the space that belongs to us." - Angela B and Candice
"Soon you won't have to put on pants. At least I didn't say you wouldn't have to put on anything." - Angela B
"Ooh... tingling!" - Angela B
"I didn't know THAT's why you were getting married!" - Angela B
* "You're like a little elf that will attack my knees." - Angela B
*
"I think we should boycott the darkness." "I dunno... sometimes I like
the dark." "Maybe we should just boycott YOU." - Candice, Angela,
Candice
* "Are men like animals with earthquakes? Can they tell if it's coming?" - Angela B
* "She's really attractive, until she opens her mouth." - identity protected :P
** "Those huge boys just come up out of the water like beasts of the Triton." - Angela F
** "Can I bring my pajamas?" "Are you a girl?" "I'm a first tenor!" - Neil, Angela B, Neil
"Let's go to the mountain of the Lord" "and ski on it!" - Scott, Angela B
"Do YOUR fishes know how to kiss?" - Scott
**
"I know two words that start with 'e...'" "Elephant and earmuffs." "An
elephant with really BIG earmuffs." - Abigail, Scott, Angela F
** "I slept in my editor's bed. He gave me lots of front-page articles!" - haha you know who you are
"Maybe THAT's what's on the left side of my brain. I always wondered if I had anything there." - Angela F
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"I used to think kissing was how you got pregnant." "Oh, it is! You
have to be careful with that, especially when you're single... and when
you're on Acutane." - unknown, you know who you are
"I won't kiss my
husband until over the altar. I'll kiss over the altar, I'll kiss over
the cat, I'll kiss over the table, I'll kiss over the threshold..." -
Angela F
"This is why I'm single." "I'm sure as soon as some guys
heard that [you'd kiss anywhere], you wouldn't be single anymore." -
Angela F, Logan
** "I learned how to kill people with my bare hands when I was a child. My dad taught me before I went to EFY." - Angela F
"So now I'm going to have an 'uppity' phone. I'm not like that!" - Candice
*** "We might have water damage because YOU were eating hummus!" - Sara
"I don't like wearing clothes. It's bad." - Sara
"I'm stressed because I have to wear the same clothes all day long." - Sara
"Why are you biting him?" "I dunno - it seemed like a good idea at the time." - Angela B, Sara
"I'm
going to be a Mann when I grow up. You're going to kiss a 'man'!"
"Correction: I'm going to be kissing a 'man' a lot!" - Sara, Logan
"That's
the problem with marrying a righteous person. I'll probably have to
have some sort of sit-on-the-stand type of calling." - Logan
*** "The seminary probably still has it. They have a whole collection of death masks of students." - Logan
***
"I almost passed out in sewing - so they wrapped me in duct tape and
put me on a table and squirted water into my mouth through a ketchup
bottle." - Abigail
"Mom!" - Abigail and Sara, at the same time
"Why is it night? Well, besides the fact that the Earth rotates, of course..." - Angela B
"I love alcohol." - Angela B
