Some good questions that'll provide opportunity for a thoughtful conversation with your significant other.
1. I feel loved when you…
2. I feel appreciated when you…
3. I am happiest when…
4. I am the saddest when…
5. I am angriest when…
6. I would like more…
7. I would like less…
8. I feel awkward when…
9. I feel uneasy when…
10. I feel excited when…
11. I feel close to you when…
12. I feel distant from you when…
13. I feel most afraid when…
14. My greatest concern/fear for us is…
15. What I like most about myself is…
16. What I dislike most about myself is…
17. The feelings I have the most difficulty sharing are…
18. The feelings I can share most easily with you are…
19. Our relationship could be greatly improved with just a little effort if we…
20. The one thing that needs the most immediate attention is…
21. The best thing is…
Tuesday, December 29, 2009
Saturday, August 22, 2009
Funny situations
“Find Humor in Everyday Situations, Speaker Urges” by Cerisa Urry, on Barbara Barrington Jones
Jones told a story of a time when President Spencer W. Kimball was kneeling by his desk to pray. As he was on his knees a person walked in and found he was laughing; he then excused himself for interrupting and President Kimball replied, “Oh don’t bother, I just told Heavenly Father a joke.”
Jones told a story of a time when President Spencer W. Kimball was kneeling by his desk to pray. As he was on his knees a person walked in and found he was laughing; he then excused himself for interrupting and President Kimball replied, “Oh don’t bother, I just told Heavenly Father a joke.”
Friday, August 21, 2009
Why I'm Awesome
I did this for a job application, and it helps to perk my mood too!
I am a hard worker. I am dedicated to the task I am expected to do and do a very thorough job with whatever I’m assigned. I pay great attention to detail because I want to do well. I know how to keep things well organized and tidy so that I can be more efficient and productive. I am always willing to learn more and help others.
I am a fast hands-on learner with a good memory. I take direction from supervisors well and am not afraid to ask for help if I need it. As it pertains to leadership, unless I really know what I’m doing and don’t have too much expected of me all at once, if I must lead I prefer to be in a leadership position either under or with another person so we can help each other out. I enjoy working with people but I also enjoy working alone.
I am a very friendly, nice person and enjoy interacting with others in teamwork or customer service situations, among others. I love doing service for others; it is a priority of mine to make sure others are well taken care of and happy. If the situation allows, I will go out of my way to help someone with a project, whether big or small with no thought of repayment. People value my friendship and giving nature and I have been complimented on this many times.
I can have fun in any situation and am usually a very optimistic and happy person. If someone is not having a good day, I do my best to help lighten their mood; even if I am having a bad day I make sure to pretend I’m not and still try to cheer them up so that we can both feel better and be more productive. I try to always be the one that people can go to if they need anything; a task completed, someone to talk to, someone to cheer them up, etc.
I always stick to my principles and stand up for what I believe in. I will defend others if they are not being respected or treated fairly in whatever way is appropriate for the situation; standing up and putting in a good word for them, offering advice on how to approach a situation (if they have told me about another circumstance), or just being someone that will listen when people want to talk about their frustrations/stressors. I can usually tell what people are in the mood for; when people want someone to just listen or someone to give suggestions or advice, for example.
I am a hard worker. I am dedicated to the task I am expected to do and do a very thorough job with whatever I’m assigned. I pay great attention to detail because I want to do well. I know how to keep things well organized and tidy so that I can be more efficient and productive. I am always willing to learn more and help others.
I am a fast hands-on learner with a good memory. I take direction from supervisors well and am not afraid to ask for help if I need it. As it pertains to leadership, unless I really know what I’m doing and don’t have too much expected of me all at once, if I must lead I prefer to be in a leadership position either under or with another person so we can help each other out. I enjoy working with people but I also enjoy working alone.
I am a very friendly, nice person and enjoy interacting with others in teamwork or customer service situations, among others. I love doing service for others; it is a priority of mine to make sure others are well taken care of and happy. If the situation allows, I will go out of my way to help someone with a project, whether big or small with no thought of repayment. People value my friendship and giving nature and I have been complimented on this many times.
I can have fun in any situation and am usually a very optimistic and happy person. If someone is not having a good day, I do my best to help lighten their mood; even if I am having a bad day I make sure to pretend I’m not and still try to cheer them up so that we can both feel better and be more productive. I try to always be the one that people can go to if they need anything; a task completed, someone to talk to, someone to cheer them up, etc.
I always stick to my principles and stand up for what I believe in. I will defend others if they are not being respected or treated fairly in whatever way is appropriate for the situation; standing up and putting in a good word for them, offering advice on how to approach a situation (if they have told me about another circumstance), or just being someone that will listen when people want to talk about their frustrations/stressors. I can usually tell what people are in the mood for; when people want someone to just listen or someone to give suggestions or advice, for example.
Thursday, August 20, 2009
Parenting and Media
“Professor Gives Tips on Protecting Children in the Digital Age” by Michael Edwards, on Professor Charles Knutson, BYU Computer Science dept.
Completely cutting off a child from interaction with technology and the internet, Knutson said, should be avoided because it would rob the child of the chance to learn to limit themselves in the safety of the home.
“If you pull the plug you forfeit the opportunity for the child to make the mistakes they’re going to make in a protected environment,” he said.
Knutson then went on to talk about various parenting styles and their inherent strengths and weaknesses.
First, he discussed authoritarian parenting, which is parenting with a great deal of external control. He said the weakness of this type of parenting is it doesn’t allow kids the chance to make their own decisions or prepare them for temptations they will encounter once they leave the home.
Next, he talked about permissive parenting, which essentially involves no external control – because the parents think that is best, or because they’re simply not there. He said this is dangerous because there are no morals or guidelines passed on to the children.
Third, and most effective in helping children cope with digital temptations, Knutson talked about authoritative parenting. He said this parenting philosophy has clear standards of conduct for the children, and its discipline is supportive, not punitive.
“Authoritative parents take the perspective that their job is to empower their children to independently make good choices,” Knutson said, quoting Nancy Willard, a professional in the realm of safe and responsible use of the Internet.
Completely cutting off a child from interaction with technology and the internet, Knutson said, should be avoided because it would rob the child of the chance to learn to limit themselves in the safety of the home.
“If you pull the plug you forfeit the opportunity for the child to make the mistakes they’re going to make in a protected environment,” he said.
Knutson then went on to talk about various parenting styles and their inherent strengths and weaknesses.
First, he discussed authoritarian parenting, which is parenting with a great deal of external control. He said the weakness of this type of parenting is it doesn’t allow kids the chance to make their own decisions or prepare them for temptations they will encounter once they leave the home.
Next, he talked about permissive parenting, which essentially involves no external control – because the parents think that is best, or because they’re simply not there. He said this is dangerous because there are no morals or guidelines passed on to the children.
Third, and most effective in helping children cope with digital temptations, Knutson talked about authoritative parenting. He said this parenting philosophy has clear standards of conduct for the children, and its discipline is supportive, not punitive.
“Authoritative parents take the perspective that their job is to empower their children to independently make good choices,” Knutson said, quoting Nancy Willard, a professional in the realm of safe and responsible use of the Internet.
Friday, July 10, 2009
poems from junior high and high school
Butterfly
Butterfly, butterfly,
Your wings are hued and colorful;
Sending fairy dust all over us…
Your dance is beautiful.
Butterfly, butterfly,
You float along on air
Whilst tiny breezes flutter from your wings
Sending you here and there.
Butterfly, butterfly,
Why do we love you so?
You’re here and there, far and near…
Until it’s time to go.
Butterfly, butterfly,
Wait – don’t stir a wing.
I can’t bear to have you leave me
Until another Spring.
Walt Disney
Walt Disney had talent
For making others laugh.
He began to show this at a very young age
When he drew on anything he could find.
One day he found a bucket of tar,
But thought it was paint for the house.
He painted a picture of his little pet pig
Right on the clean, bleached white wall!
Walt never had much money,
But he did have friends who cared
They worked and helped him
With his movie career.
Walt loved little children
And wanted to give them as much as he could.
He was the first cartoonist to put humor,
Color and sound in his movies just for them.
Walt loved making others happy and was good at it too.
The public loved him, and so
He will always be remembered
For the enjoyment he gave.
Yelling
little kid
leaned over cliff and yelled.
canyon in sudden
ferocity, answered.
a great sound
invaded the canyon.
lots of little kids
yelled together
and canyon vibrated.
from all sides
piercing yells
obnoxious yells rolled
and rolled around.
very shocking yells!
But Nothing Fell.
If I Were in Charge of the World
If I were in charge of the world,
I’d cancel
Vegetables,
Weeds,
Mold,
Smelly feet,
Mud puddles,
and especially kids who punch the lockers.
If I were in charge of the world,
There’d be
Free pop and candy,
Pillow fights in class, and
Nap time instead of R.I.S.E.
If I were in charge of the world,
You wouldn’t have stinky,
You wouldn’t have ugly,
You wouldn’t have rude,
Or “Do your homework first.”
You wouldn’t even have homework.
If I were in charge of the world,
Chocolate and marshmallows would be necessary for life,
Little brothers would be remote controlled,
And a person who never studies
And doesn’t pay attention
Would still be allowed to be in charge of the world.
If I Were in Charge of the World
If I were in charge of the world,
I’d cancel
Stupidity,
Disease,
Drugs,
Bombs,
War,
and especially bin Laden and Saddam.
If I were in charge of the world,
There’d be
Peace,
Safety, and
Cures for all medical problems.
If I were in charge of the world,
You wouldn’t have punks,
You wouldn’t have pornography,
You wouldn’t have immodesty,
Or “Obey the law!”
Because you wouldn’t need laws.
If I were in charge of the world,
Bad guys wouldn’t get away,
Jails would have nobody in them,
And a person who tries to be good
But still isn’t perfect
Would still be allowed to be in charge of the world.
Anne Frank
Anne Frank was a girl
With a spirited heart;
Independent and free,
She had ideas of her own.
She lived in the era
Of World War II;
The time when dumb Hitler
Tried to conquer the world.
He exterminated Jews
Wherever he went,
And left nothing but
Pain and anguish in his path.
Anne and her family
Went into hiding
In the annex of her
Father’s old business.
They had to be quiet
And take special precautions
So only Miep and Mr. Kraler
Would know they were there.
Anne spent a few years there,
Writing in her diary,
But then one night a burglar
Told police where they were.
The Green Police came and got them
And they were sent off
On the very last train
To Auswitz.
Most of them died there
But no one knows
What happened to Mr. VanDaan.
Anne’s father was the only one left.
All that remained
To show Anne and her life
Was a little, old, patched, and frayed
Diary.
Math
Math is the square root of all evil;
Never-ending, ceaseless toil.
It laughs in our faces,
Sending our brains through its phases.
Angles, graphs, and pi,
Little obnoxious number signs.
It’s not fun at all.
It will soon kill us all.
Math needs to die.
The Moon
The moon is a hunk of green cheese in the sky
Rays soft as a chord in a lullaby
Night burglars picture a curse from the sky
To us it’s a beauty
why?
Nachos in Heaven
The moon is a ball of nacho cheese
The sky is a tortilla chip
Pleading with the gods
Eat me before I die
Bored
Not “I’m doing homework” bored,
Not “Nothing’s going on” bored,
Not “tired” bored,
Waiting bored!
Bored because this is taking too long,
This class lasts forever, and
I don’t want to be here!
Nick
He is a silver euphonium
Eyes like an eagle
Happy and carefree
5-star general of the United States military
Natalie
She is a megaphone
Yelling like a banshee
Cute and cuddly
Life-saving veterinarian
Zach [written 6/17/08]
He is a golden trumpet
Mind of a chess master
Loving me
Programmer for Nintendo Game Company
Steve [written 7/10/09, as are the following]
He is a polished clarinet
Laughing in falsetto
Outgoing and understanding
Clinical psychologist
Me
I am a silver flute
Personality of a caring friend
Hoping
Mother and photojournalist/editorial writer
Mom
She is a sewing machine
Mind of a planner
Making our family better
Family history guru
Dad
He is an HO scale train table
Heart of a teacher
Laughing and singing
Bank examiner teacher and singer
Alex
He is a Nintendo Wii
Mind of a gamer and creator
Mastering his skills
Airplane engineer
Butterfly, butterfly,
Your wings are hued and colorful;
Sending fairy dust all over us…
Your dance is beautiful.
Butterfly, butterfly,
You float along on air
Whilst tiny breezes flutter from your wings
Sending you here and there.
Butterfly, butterfly,
Why do we love you so?
You’re here and there, far and near…
Until it’s time to go.
Butterfly, butterfly,
Wait – don’t stir a wing.
I can’t bear to have you leave me
Until another Spring.
Walt Disney
Walt Disney had talent
For making others laugh.
He began to show this at a very young age
When he drew on anything he could find.
One day he found a bucket of tar,
But thought it was paint for the house.
He painted a picture of his little pet pig
Right on the clean, bleached white wall!
Walt never had much money,
But he did have friends who cared
They worked and helped him
With his movie career.
Walt loved little children
And wanted to give them as much as he could.
He was the first cartoonist to put humor,
Color and sound in his movies just for them.
Walt loved making others happy and was good at it too.
The public loved him, and so
He will always be remembered
For the enjoyment he gave.
Yelling
little kid
leaned over cliff and yelled.
canyon in sudden
ferocity, answered.
a great sound
invaded the canyon.
lots of little kids
yelled together
and canyon vibrated.
from all sides
piercing yells
obnoxious yells rolled
and rolled around.
very shocking yells!
But Nothing Fell.
If I Were in Charge of the World
If I were in charge of the world,
I’d cancel
Vegetables,
Weeds,
Mold,
Smelly feet,
Mud puddles,
and especially kids who punch the lockers.
If I were in charge of the world,
There’d be
Free pop and candy,
Pillow fights in class, and
Nap time instead of R.I.S.E.
If I were in charge of the world,
You wouldn’t have stinky,
You wouldn’t have ugly,
You wouldn’t have rude,
Or “Do your homework first.”
You wouldn’t even have homework.
If I were in charge of the world,
Chocolate and marshmallows would be necessary for life,
Little brothers would be remote controlled,
And a person who never studies
And doesn’t pay attention
Would still be allowed to be in charge of the world.
If I Were in Charge of the World
If I were in charge of the world,
I’d cancel
Stupidity,
Disease,
Drugs,
Bombs,
War,
and especially bin Laden and Saddam.
If I were in charge of the world,
There’d be
Peace,
Safety, and
Cures for all medical problems.
If I were in charge of the world,
You wouldn’t have punks,
You wouldn’t have pornography,
You wouldn’t have immodesty,
Or “Obey the law!”
Because you wouldn’t need laws.
If I were in charge of the world,
Bad guys wouldn’t get away,
Jails would have nobody in them,
And a person who tries to be good
But still isn’t perfect
Would still be allowed to be in charge of the world.
Anne Frank
Anne Frank was a girl
With a spirited heart;
Independent and free,
She had ideas of her own.
She lived in the era
Of World War II;
The time when dumb Hitler
Tried to conquer the world.
He exterminated Jews
Wherever he went,
And left nothing but
Pain and anguish in his path.
Anne and her family
Went into hiding
In the annex of her
Father’s old business.
They had to be quiet
And take special precautions
So only Miep and Mr. Kraler
Would know they were there.
Anne spent a few years there,
Writing in her diary,
But then one night a burglar
Told police where they were.
The Green Police came and got them
And they were sent off
On the very last train
To Auswitz.
Most of them died there
But no one knows
What happened to Mr. VanDaan.
Anne’s father was the only one left.
All that remained
To show Anne and her life
Was a little, old, patched, and frayed
Diary.
Math
Math is the square root of all evil;
Never-ending, ceaseless toil.
It laughs in our faces,
Sending our brains through its phases.
Angles, graphs, and pi,
Little obnoxious number signs.
It’s not fun at all.
It will soon kill us all.
Math needs to die.
The Moon
The moon is a hunk of green cheese in the sky
Rays soft as a chord in a lullaby
Night burglars picture a curse from the sky
To us it’s a beauty
why?
Nachos in Heaven
The moon is a ball of nacho cheese
The sky is a tortilla chip
Pleading with the gods
Eat me before I die
Bored
Not “I’m doing homework” bored,
Not “Nothing’s going on” bored,
Not “tired” bored,
Waiting bored!
Bored because this is taking too long,
This class lasts forever, and
I don’t want to be here!
Nick
He is a silver euphonium
Eyes like an eagle
Happy and carefree
5-star general of the United States military
Natalie
She is a megaphone
Yelling like a banshee
Cute and cuddly
Life-saving veterinarian
Zach [written 6/17/08]
He is a golden trumpet
Mind of a chess master
Loving me
Programmer for Nintendo Game Company
Steve [written 7/10/09, as are the following]
He is a polished clarinet
Laughing in falsetto
Outgoing and understanding
Clinical psychologist
Me
I am a silver flute
Personality of a caring friend
Hoping
Mother and photojournalist/editorial writer
Mom
She is a sewing machine
Mind of a planner
Making our family better
Family history guru
Dad
He is an HO scale train table
Heart of a teacher
Laughing and singing
Bank examiner teacher and singer
Alex
He is a Nintendo Wii
Mind of a gamer and creator
Mastering his skills
Airplane engineer
Wednesday, May 27, 2009
Quote Wall - Fall 2008 Winter 2009 Norma's #2
Previously published as a Facebook note.
The ones with asterisks are the best. More asterisks = better
"Grr..." - Angela B
"Where's my phone?" "I ate it." - anybody (about most any object), Angela B
"Showering is overrated." - Abigail
"Dang box!" - Candice
"And God said 'Let there be light' and there was light. And God inspired Thomas Edison to make the lightbulb and there was light in our apartment." - Angela B
"It's nice to be upside-down every once in a while." - Angela B's sister Natalie
* "My friend Elizabeth thinks this guy has such great abs you could grate cheese on them." - Natalie
* "We're just eating the space that belongs to us." - Angela B and Candice
"Soon you won't have to put on pants. At least I didn't say you wouldn't have to put on anything." - Angela B
"Ooh... tingling!" - Angela B
"I didn't know THAT's why you were getting married!" - Angela B
* "You're like a little elf that will attack my knees." - Angela B
* "I think we should boycott the darkness." "I dunno... sometimes I like the dark." "Maybe we should just boycott YOU." - Candice, Angela, Candice
* "Are men like animals with earthquakes? Can they tell if it's coming?" - Angela B
* "She's really attractive, until she opens her mouth." - identity protected :P
** "Those huge boys just come up out of the water like beasts of the Triton." - Angela F
** "Can I bring my pajamas?" "Are you a girl?" "I'm a first tenor!" - Neil, Angela B, Neil
"Let's go to the mountain of the Lord" "and ski on it!" - Scott, Angela B
"Do YOUR fishes know how to kiss?" - Scott
** "I know two words that start with 'e...'" "Elephant and earmuffs." "An elephant with really BIG earmuffs." - Abigail, Scott, Angela F
** "I slept in my editor's bed. He gave me lots of front-page articles!" - haha you know who you are
"Maybe THAT's what's on the left side of my brain. I always wondered if I had anything there." - Angela F
* "I used to think kissing was how you got pregnant." "Oh, it is! You have to be careful with that, especially when you're single... and when you're on Acutane." - unknown, you know who you are
"I won't kiss my husband until over the altar. I'll kiss over the altar, I'll kiss over the cat, I'll kiss over the table, I'll kiss over the threshold..." - Angela F
"This is why I'm single." "I'm sure as soon as some guys heard that [you'd kiss anywhere], you wouldn't be single anymore." - Angela F, Logan
** "I learned how to kill people with my bare hands when I was a child. My dad taught me before I went to EFY." - Angela F
"So now I'm going to have an 'uppity' phone. I'm not like that!" - Candice
*** "We might have water damage because YOU were eating hummus!" - Sara
"I don't like wearing clothes. It's bad." - Sara
"I'm stressed because I have to wear the same clothes all day long." - Sara
"Why are you biting him?" "I dunno - it seemed like a good idea at the time." - Angela B, Sara
"I'm going to be a Mann when I grow up. You're going to kiss a 'man'!" "Correction: I'm going to be kissing a 'man' a lot!" - Sara, Logan
"That's the problem with marrying a righteous person. I'll probably have to have some sort of sit-on-the-stand type of calling." - Logan
*** "The seminary probably still has it. They have a whole collection of death masks of students." - Logan
*** "I almost passed out in sewing - so they wrapped me in duct tape and put me on a table and squirted water into my mouth through a ketchup bottle." - Abigail
"Mom!" - Abigail and Sara, at the same time
"Why is it night? Well, besides the fact that the Earth rotates, of course..." - Angela B
"I love alcohol." - Angela B
The ones with asterisks are the best. More asterisks = better
"Grr..." - Angela B
"Where's my phone?" "I ate it." - anybody (about most any object), Angela B
"Showering is overrated." - Abigail
"Dang box!" - Candice
"And God said 'Let there be light' and there was light. And God inspired Thomas Edison to make the lightbulb and there was light in our apartment." - Angela B
"It's nice to be upside-down every once in a while." - Angela B's sister Natalie
* "My friend Elizabeth thinks this guy has such great abs you could grate cheese on them." - Natalie
* "We're just eating the space that belongs to us." - Angela B and Candice
"Soon you won't have to put on pants. At least I didn't say you wouldn't have to put on anything." - Angela B
"Ooh... tingling!" - Angela B
"I didn't know THAT's why you were getting married!" - Angela B
* "You're like a little elf that will attack my knees." - Angela B
* "I think we should boycott the darkness." "I dunno... sometimes I like the dark." "Maybe we should just boycott YOU." - Candice, Angela, Candice
* "Are men like animals with earthquakes? Can they tell if it's coming?" - Angela B
* "She's really attractive, until she opens her mouth." - identity protected :P
** "Those huge boys just come up out of the water like beasts of the Triton." - Angela F
** "Can I bring my pajamas?" "Are you a girl?" "I'm a first tenor!" - Neil, Angela B, Neil
"Let's go to the mountain of the Lord" "and ski on it!" - Scott, Angela B
"Do YOUR fishes know how to kiss?" - Scott
** "I know two words that start with 'e...'" "Elephant and earmuffs." "An elephant with really BIG earmuffs." - Abigail, Scott, Angela F
** "I slept in my editor's bed. He gave me lots of front-page articles!" - haha you know who you are
"Maybe THAT's what's on the left side of my brain. I always wondered if I had anything there." - Angela F
* "I used to think kissing was how you got pregnant." "Oh, it is! You have to be careful with that, especially when you're single... and when you're on Acutane." - unknown, you know who you are
"I won't kiss my husband until over the altar. I'll kiss over the altar, I'll kiss over the cat, I'll kiss over the table, I'll kiss over the threshold..." - Angela F
"This is why I'm single." "I'm sure as soon as some guys heard that [you'd kiss anywhere], you wouldn't be single anymore." - Angela F, Logan
** "I learned how to kill people with my bare hands when I was a child. My dad taught me before I went to EFY." - Angela F
"So now I'm going to have an 'uppity' phone. I'm not like that!" - Candice
*** "We might have water damage because YOU were eating hummus!" - Sara
"I don't like wearing clothes. It's bad." - Sara
"I'm stressed because I have to wear the same clothes all day long." - Sara
"Why are you biting him?" "I dunno - it seemed like a good idea at the time." - Angela B, Sara
"I'm going to be a Mann when I grow up. You're going to kiss a 'man'!" "Correction: I'm going to be kissing a 'man' a lot!" - Sara, Logan
"That's the problem with marrying a righteous person. I'll probably have to have some sort of sit-on-the-stand type of calling." - Logan
*** "The seminary probably still has it. They have a whole collection of death masks of students." - Logan
*** "I almost passed out in sewing - so they wrapped me in duct tape and put me on a table and squirted water into my mouth through a ketchup bottle." - Abigail
"Mom!" - Abigail and Sara, at the same time
"Why is it night? Well, besides the fact that the Earth rotates, of course..." - Angela B
"I love alcohol." - Angela B
Friday, April 3, 2009
Chuck Norris jokes
Chuck Norris' pulse is measured on the Richter scale.
If you spell Chuck Norris in Scrabble, you win forever. Unless you’re playing against Chuck Norris.
The boogeyman checks under his bed and in his closet for Chuck Norris.
When there’s a fire, you stop drop and roll. When there’s Chuck Norris, you stop drop and die.
When Chuck Norris roundhouse kicks underwater, he causes tsunamis.
Chuck Norris can make bagpipes sound good.
Chuck Norris can drown a fish.
Chuck Norris could win a staring contest with the sun.
Chuck Norris can believe it’s not butter.
Chuck Norris can stop the beat.
Chuck Norris does not cut his grass. He simply stares at it and dares it to grow.
Chuck Norris doesn’t sleep. He waits.
Chuck Norris was hit by a train. Everyone on it died.
Chuck Norris can kiss his elbows.
If you woke up this morning, it’s because Chuck Norris let you live.
Superman wears Chuck Norris pajamas.
Chuck Norris froze hell over.
Chuck Norris sleeps with a pillow under his gun.
There is no theory of evolution. Just creatures Chuck Norris allows to live.
Chuck Norris cracked the Liberty Bell.
Chuck Norris' tears cure cancer. Too bad he has never cried.
Chuck Norris counted to infinity - twice.
Chuck Norris does not hunt because the word hunting infers the probability of failure. Chuck Norris goes killing.
If you can see Chuck Norris, he can see you. If you can't see Chuck Norris you may be only seconds away from death.
Chuck Norris sold his soul to the devil for his rugged good looks and unparalleled martial arts ability. Shortly after the transaction was finalized, Chuck roundhouse kicked the devil in the face and took his soul back. The devil, who appreciates irony, couldn't stay mad and admitted he should have seen it coming. They now play poker every second Wednesday of the month.
When the Boogeyman goes to sleep every night he checks his closet for Chuck Norris.
Chuck Norris built a time machine and went back in time to stop the JFK assassination. As Oswald shot, Chuck Norris met all three bullets with his beard, deflecting them. JFK's head exploded out of sheer amazement.
Chuck Norris has already been to Mars; that's why there are no signs of life there.
They once made a Chuck Norris toilet paper, but it wouldn't take crap from anybody.
A blind man once stepped on Chuck Norris' shoe. Chuck replied, "Don't you know who I am? I'm Chuck Norris!" The mere mention of his name cured this man blindness. Sadly the first, last, and only thing this man ever saw, was a fatal roundhouse delivered by Chuck Norris.
Chuck Norris is 1/8th Cherokee. This has nothing to do with ancestry, the man ate an Indian.
There is no chin behind Chuck Norris' beard. There is only another fist.
In fine print on the last page of the Guinness Book of World Records it notes that all world records are held by Chuck Norris, and those listed in the book are simply the closest anyone else has ever gotten.
The chief export of Chuck Norris is pain.
Chuck Norris is currently suing NBC, claiming Law and Order are trademarked names for his left and right legs.
The Great Wall of China was originally created to keep Chuck Norris out. It failed miserably.
Crop circles are Chuck Norris' way of telling the world that sometimes corn needs to lie down.
Chuck Norris once commented, "There are few problems in this world that cannot be solved by a swift roundhouse kick to the face. In fact, there are none."
Chuck Norris once ate an entire ream of rice paper and shat out origami swans and Mister Miyagi from Karate Kid.
Chuck Norris is ten feet tall, weighs two-tons, breathes fire, and could eat a hammer and take a shotgun blast standing.
Chuck Norris is a man of few words. Chuck Norris is not a man of few roundhouse kicks to the face.
The Four Horsemen of the Apocalypse actually live in Chuck Norris's hands and feet.
Chuck Norris put humpty dumpty back together again, only to roundhouse kick him in the face. Later Chuck dined on scrambled eggs with all the king's horses and all the king's men. The king himself could not attend for unspecified reasons. Coincidentally, the autopsoy revealed the cause of death to be a roundhouse kick to the face. There is only one King.
When Chuck Norris played golf for money, chuck marked down a hole in 0 every time, a pro at the golf club, said to Chuck: "excuse me sir, but you can’t score zero on a hole". Chuck Norris turned towards the man and said, I’m Chuck Norris.”
Chuck Norris made Ellen Degeneres straight.
Chuck Norris kicked Neo out of Zion , now Neo is "The Two"
Chuck Norris' iPod came with a real charger instead of just a USB cord
Chuck Norris knows where Carmen Sandiego is.
Rudolph has a red nose because he got lippy and Chuck Norris roundhouse kicked him across the face several times.
China was once bordering the United States, until Chuck Norris roundhouse kicked it all the way through the Earth.
Chuck Norris is what Willis was talking about.
If you have five dollars and Chuck Norris has five dollars, Chuck Norris has more money than you.
Chuck Norris sent Jesus a birthday card on December 25th and it wasn't Jesus’ birthday. Jesus was too scared to correct Chuck Norris and to this day December 25th is known as Jesus' birthday.
When Chuck Norris had surgery, the anesthesia was applied to the doctors.
Chuck Norris once broke the land speed record on a bicycle that was missing its chain and the back tire.
Chuck Norris once kicked a baby elephant into puberty.
Multiple people have died from Chuck Norris giving them the finger.
Chuck Norris once tried to wear glasses. The result was him seeing around the world to the point where he was looking at the back of his own head.
Once a grizzly bear threatened to eat Chuck Norris. Chuck showed the bear his fist and the bear proceeded to eat himself, because it would be the less painful way to die.
If Chuck Norris is late, time better slow down/
Chuck Norris sleeps with a night light. Not because Chuck Norris is afraid of the dark, but the dark is afraid of Chuck Norris.
Chuck Norris can touch MC Hammer.
Chuck Norris ordered a Big Mac at Burger King, and got one.
Chuck Norris always [kisses] on the first date. Always.
A Handicap parking sign does not signify that this spot is for handicapped people. It is actually in fact a warning, that the spot belongs to Chuck Norris and that you will be handicapped if you park there.
Chuck Norris frequently donates blood to the Red Cross. Just never his own.
There is no such thing as tornados. Chuck Norris just hates trailer parks.
Chuck Norris never cries, because of this when he's sad he roundhouse kicks himself and it makes him feel better since he knows he is the only one who can survive the roundhouse.
Chuck Norris does not procreate, he breeds.
When asked what type of vehicle he drives, Chuck Norris responded slyly with "Don't you mean what kind of vehicle drives me?"
Chuck Norris' evil twin brother, Richard Simmons, once approached Chuck with the hope of reconciliation, but at the sight of Richard's curly, well kept hair, Chuck Norris became so enraged that he turned green with hate and ripped Richard Simmons arms and legs off. This action was the origin of the Marvel Comic, The Incredible Hulk.
Chuck Norris doesn't worry about changing his clock twice a year for daylight savings time. The sun rises and sets when Chuck tells it to.
Filming on location for Walker: Texas Ranger, Chuck Norris brought a stillborn baby lamb back to life by giving it a prolonged beard rub. Shortly after the farm animal sprang back to life and a crowd had gathered, Chuck Norris roundhouse kicked the animal, breaking its neck, to remind the crew once more that Chuck giveth, and the good Chuck, he taketh away.
Chuck Norris was the fourth Wiseman. He brought baby Jesus the gift of “beard”. Jesus wore it proudly to his dying day. The other Wisemen, jealous of Jesus’ obvious gift favoritism, used their combined influence to have Chuck omitted from the Bible. Shortly after all three died of roundhouse kick related deaths.
Chuck Norris used live ammunition during all shoot-outs. When a director once said he couldn’t, he replied, “Of course I can, I’m Chuck Norris,” and roundhouse kicked him in the face.
If paper beats rock, rock beats scissors, and scissors beats paper, what beats all 3 at the same time? Answer: Chuck Norris.
When his martial arts prowess fails to resolve a situation, Chuck Norris plays dead. When playing dead doesn’t work, he plays zombie.
Although it is not common knowledge, there are actually three sides to the Force: the light side, the dark side, and Chuck Norris.
Scientists used to believe that diamond was the world’s hardest substance. But then they met Chuck Norris, who gave them a roundhouse kick to the face so hard, and with so much heat and pressure, that the scientists turned into artificial Chuck Norris.
God offered Chuck Norris the gift to fly, which he swiftly declined for super strength roundhouse ability.
When Chuck Norris was denied a Bacon McMuffin at McDonalds because it was 10:35, he roundhouse kicked the store so hard it became a KFC.
Chuck Norris drinks napalm to quell his heartburn.
A duck’s quack does not echo. Chuck Norris is solely responsible for this phenomenon. When asked why he will simply stare at you, grimly.
Chuck Norris once tried to defeat Garry Kasparov in a game of chess. When Norris lost, he won in life by roundhouse kicking Kasparov in the side of the face.
Chuck Norris’ roundhouse kick is so powerful, it can be seen from outer space by the naked eye.
Chuck Norris doesn’t believe in Germany.
If you want a list of Chuck Norris’ enemies, just check the extinct species list.
Chuck Norris has never blinked in his entire life. Never.
Chuck Norris doesn’t need to swallow when eating food.
If Superman and The Flash were to race to the edge of space you know who would win? Chuck Norris.
Ironically, Chuck Norris’ hidden talent is invisibility.
Chuck Norris owns the greatest poker face of all-time. It helped him win the 1983 world series of poker despite him holding just a joker, a 2 of clubs, a 7 of spades, and a green number 4 from Uno and a monopoly ‘get out of jail free’ card.
Chuck Norris invented water.
Chuck Norris invented a language that incorporates karate and roundhouse kicks. So next time Chuck Norris is beating you up, don’t be offended or hurt, he may be just trying to tell you he likes your hat.
Chuck Norris went looking for a bar but couldn’t find one. He walked to a vacant lot and sat there. Sure enough within an hour and a half someone constructed a bar around him. He then ordered a shot, drank it, and then burned the place to the ground. Chuck Norris yelled over the roar of the flames, “always leave things the way you found em!”
Chuck Norris is Luke Skywalker’s real father.
Contrary to popular belief, Chuck Norris, not the box jellyfish of northern Australia, is the most venomous creature on earth. Within 3 minutes of being bitten, a human being experiences the following symptoms: fever, blurred vision, beard rash, tightness of the jeans, and the feeling of being repeatedly kicked through a car windshield.
Chuck Norris does not use spell check. If he happens to misspell a word, Oxford will simply change the actual spelling of it.
Before science was invented it was once believed that autumn occurred when Chuck Norris roundhouse kicked every tree in existence.
In the original pilot for Star Trek Next Generation, Chuck Norris can be seen powering the USS Enterprise warp drive with his roundhouse kicks.
Chuck Norris isn’t lactose intolerant. He just doesn’t put up with lactose.
Scientists in Washington have recently conceded that, if there were a nuclear war, all that would remain are cockroaches and Chuck Norris.
Chuck Norris once threated to sue Burger King because they refused to make it his way. When asked what “his way” detailed, he replied: “with barbed wire and nails, of course”. He then roundhouse kicked the reporter for even asking.
Chuck Norris never “gets laid”, rather: “laid gets Chuck”.
Helen Keller’s favorite color is Chuck Norris.
There are no disabled people. Only people who have met Chuck Norris.
Chuck Norris won 'Jumanji' without ever saying the word. He simply beat everything that was thrown at him, and the game forfeited.
Chuck Norris once bet NASA he could survive re-entry without a spacesuit. On July 19th, 1999, a naked Chuck Norris re-entered the earth's atmosphere, streaking over 14 states and reaching a temperature of 3000 degrees. An embarrassed NASA publicly claimed it was
a meteor, and still owes him a beer.
Chuck Norris got a perfect score on his SAT's, simply by writing Chuck Norris for every answer.
Aliens do exist. They're just waiting for Chuck Norris to die before they attack.
Chuck Norris once ate three 72 oz. steaks in one hour.
After much debate, President Truman decided to drop the atomic bomb on Hiroshima rather than the alternative of sending Chuck Norris. It was more "humane".
Chuck Norris doesn't see dead people. He makes people dead.
Chuck Norris once went to a frat party, and proceeded to roundhouse every popped collar in sight.
Chuck Norris doesn't have normal white blood cells like you and I. His have a small black ring around them. This signifies that they are black belts in every form of martial arts and they roundhouse kick viruses. That's why Chuck Norris never gets ill.
There are no races, only countries of people Chuck Norris has beaten to different shades of black and blue.
The grass is always greener on the other side, unless Chuck Norris has been there. In that case the grass is most likely soaked in blood and tears.
Chuck Norris invented his own type of karate. It's called Chuck-Will-Kill.
Chuck Norris invented black. In fact, he invented the entire spectrum of visible light. Except pink. Tom Cruise invented pink.
Nobody doesn't like Sara Lee. Except Chuck Norris.
The show Survivor had the original premise of putting people on an island with Chuck Norris. there were no survivors and the pilot episode tape has been burned.
Chuck Norris is the reason why Waldo is hiding.
Chuck Norris does not "style" his hair. It lays perfectly in place out of sheer terror.
Along with his black belt, Chuck Norris often chooses to wear brown shoes. No one has DARED call him on it. Ever.
When you're Chuck Norris, anything + anything is equal to 1.... 1 roundhouse kick to the face...
If you spell Chuck Norris in Scrabble, you win forever. Unless you’re playing against Chuck Norris.
The boogeyman checks under his bed and in his closet for Chuck Norris.
When there’s a fire, you stop drop and roll. When there’s Chuck Norris, you stop drop and die.
When Chuck Norris roundhouse kicks underwater, he causes tsunamis.
Chuck Norris can make bagpipes sound good.
Chuck Norris can drown a fish.
Chuck Norris could win a staring contest with the sun.
Chuck Norris can believe it’s not butter.
Chuck Norris can stop the beat.
Chuck Norris does not cut his grass. He simply stares at it and dares it to grow.
Chuck Norris doesn’t sleep. He waits.
Chuck Norris was hit by a train. Everyone on it died.
Chuck Norris can kiss his elbows.
If you woke up this morning, it’s because Chuck Norris let you live.
Superman wears Chuck Norris pajamas.
Chuck Norris froze hell over.
Chuck Norris sleeps with a pillow under his gun.
There is no theory of evolution. Just creatures Chuck Norris allows to live.
Chuck Norris cracked the Liberty Bell.
Chuck Norris' tears cure cancer. Too bad he has never cried.
Chuck Norris counted to infinity - twice.
Chuck Norris does not hunt because the word hunting infers the probability of failure. Chuck Norris goes killing.
If you can see Chuck Norris, he can see you. If you can't see Chuck Norris you may be only seconds away from death.
Chuck Norris sold his soul to the devil for his rugged good looks and unparalleled martial arts ability. Shortly after the transaction was finalized, Chuck roundhouse kicked the devil in the face and took his soul back. The devil, who appreciates irony, couldn't stay mad and admitted he should have seen it coming. They now play poker every second Wednesday of the month.
When the Boogeyman goes to sleep every night he checks his closet for Chuck Norris.
Chuck Norris built a time machine and went back in time to stop the JFK assassination. As Oswald shot, Chuck Norris met all three bullets with his beard, deflecting them. JFK's head exploded out of sheer amazement.
Chuck Norris has already been to Mars; that's why there are no signs of life there.
They once made a Chuck Norris toilet paper, but it wouldn't take crap from anybody.
A blind man once stepped on Chuck Norris' shoe. Chuck replied, "Don't you know who I am? I'm Chuck Norris!" The mere mention of his name cured this man blindness. Sadly the first, last, and only thing this man ever saw, was a fatal roundhouse delivered by Chuck Norris.
Chuck Norris is 1/8th Cherokee. This has nothing to do with ancestry, the man ate an Indian.
There is no chin behind Chuck Norris' beard. There is only another fist.
In fine print on the last page of the Guinness Book of World Records it notes that all world records are held by Chuck Norris, and those listed in the book are simply the closest anyone else has ever gotten.
The chief export of Chuck Norris is pain.
Chuck Norris is currently suing NBC, claiming Law and Order are trademarked names for his left and right legs.
The Great Wall of China was originally created to keep Chuck Norris out. It failed miserably.
Crop circles are Chuck Norris' way of telling the world that sometimes corn needs to lie down.
Chuck Norris once commented, "There are few problems in this world that cannot be solved by a swift roundhouse kick to the face. In fact, there are none."
Chuck Norris once ate an entire ream of rice paper and shat out origami swans and Mister Miyagi from Karate Kid.
Chuck Norris is ten feet tall, weighs two-tons, breathes fire, and could eat a hammer and take a shotgun blast standing.
Chuck Norris is a man of few words. Chuck Norris is not a man of few roundhouse kicks to the face.
The Four Horsemen of the Apocalypse actually live in Chuck Norris's hands and feet.
Chuck Norris put humpty dumpty back together again, only to roundhouse kick him in the face. Later Chuck dined on scrambled eggs with all the king's horses and all the king's men. The king himself could not attend for unspecified reasons. Coincidentally, the autopsoy revealed the cause of death to be a roundhouse kick to the face. There is only one King.
When Chuck Norris played golf for money, chuck marked down a hole in 0 every time, a pro at the golf club, said to Chuck: "excuse me sir, but you can’t score zero on a hole". Chuck Norris turned towards the man and said, I’m Chuck Norris.”
Chuck Norris made Ellen Degeneres straight.
Chuck Norris kicked Neo out of Zion , now Neo is "The Two"
Chuck Norris' iPod came with a real charger instead of just a USB cord
Chuck Norris knows where Carmen Sandiego is.
Rudolph has a red nose because he got lippy and Chuck Norris roundhouse kicked him across the face several times.
China was once bordering the United States, until Chuck Norris roundhouse kicked it all the way through the Earth.
Chuck Norris is what Willis was talking about.
If you have five dollars and Chuck Norris has five dollars, Chuck Norris has more money than you.
Chuck Norris sent Jesus a birthday card on December 25th and it wasn't Jesus’ birthday. Jesus was too scared to correct Chuck Norris and to this day December 25th is known as Jesus' birthday.
When Chuck Norris had surgery, the anesthesia was applied to the doctors.
Chuck Norris once broke the land speed record on a bicycle that was missing its chain and the back tire.
Chuck Norris once kicked a baby elephant into puberty.
Multiple people have died from Chuck Norris giving them the finger.
Chuck Norris once tried to wear glasses. The result was him seeing around the world to the point where he was looking at the back of his own head.
Once a grizzly bear threatened to eat Chuck Norris. Chuck showed the bear his fist and the bear proceeded to eat himself, because it would be the less painful way to die.
If Chuck Norris is late, time better slow down/
Chuck Norris sleeps with a night light. Not because Chuck Norris is afraid of the dark, but the dark is afraid of Chuck Norris.
Chuck Norris can touch MC Hammer.
Chuck Norris ordered a Big Mac at Burger King, and got one.
Chuck Norris always [kisses] on the first date. Always.
A Handicap parking sign does not signify that this spot is for handicapped people. It is actually in fact a warning, that the spot belongs to Chuck Norris and that you will be handicapped if you park there.
Chuck Norris frequently donates blood to the Red Cross. Just never his own.
There is no such thing as tornados. Chuck Norris just hates trailer parks.
Chuck Norris never cries, because of this when he's sad he roundhouse kicks himself and it makes him feel better since he knows he is the only one who can survive the roundhouse.
Chuck Norris does not procreate, he breeds.
When asked what type of vehicle he drives, Chuck Norris responded slyly with "Don't you mean what kind of vehicle drives me?"
Chuck Norris' evil twin brother, Richard Simmons, once approached Chuck with the hope of reconciliation, but at the sight of Richard's curly, well kept hair, Chuck Norris became so enraged that he turned green with hate and ripped Richard Simmons arms and legs off. This action was the origin of the Marvel Comic, The Incredible Hulk.
Chuck Norris doesn't worry about changing his clock twice a year for daylight savings time. The sun rises and sets when Chuck tells it to.
Filming on location for Walker: Texas Ranger, Chuck Norris brought a stillborn baby lamb back to life by giving it a prolonged beard rub. Shortly after the farm animal sprang back to life and a crowd had gathered, Chuck Norris roundhouse kicked the animal, breaking its neck, to remind the crew once more that Chuck giveth, and the good Chuck, he taketh away.
Chuck Norris was the fourth Wiseman. He brought baby Jesus the gift of “beard”. Jesus wore it proudly to his dying day. The other Wisemen, jealous of Jesus’ obvious gift favoritism, used their combined influence to have Chuck omitted from the Bible. Shortly after all three died of roundhouse kick related deaths.
Chuck Norris used live ammunition during all shoot-outs. When a director once said he couldn’t, he replied, “Of course I can, I’m Chuck Norris,” and roundhouse kicked him in the face.
If paper beats rock, rock beats scissors, and scissors beats paper, what beats all 3 at the same time? Answer: Chuck Norris.
When his martial arts prowess fails to resolve a situation, Chuck Norris plays dead. When playing dead doesn’t work, he plays zombie.
Although it is not common knowledge, there are actually three sides to the Force: the light side, the dark side, and Chuck Norris.
Scientists used to believe that diamond was the world’s hardest substance. But then they met Chuck Norris, who gave them a roundhouse kick to the face so hard, and with so much heat and pressure, that the scientists turned into artificial Chuck Norris.
God offered Chuck Norris the gift to fly, which he swiftly declined for super strength roundhouse ability.
When Chuck Norris was denied a Bacon McMuffin at McDonalds because it was 10:35, he roundhouse kicked the store so hard it became a KFC.
Chuck Norris drinks napalm to quell his heartburn.
A duck’s quack does not echo. Chuck Norris is solely responsible for this phenomenon. When asked why he will simply stare at you, grimly.
Chuck Norris once tried to defeat Garry Kasparov in a game of chess. When Norris lost, he won in life by roundhouse kicking Kasparov in the side of the face.
Chuck Norris’ roundhouse kick is so powerful, it can be seen from outer space by the naked eye.
Chuck Norris doesn’t believe in Germany.
If you want a list of Chuck Norris’ enemies, just check the extinct species list.
Chuck Norris has never blinked in his entire life. Never.
Chuck Norris doesn’t need to swallow when eating food.
If Superman and The Flash were to race to the edge of space you know who would win? Chuck Norris.
Ironically, Chuck Norris’ hidden talent is invisibility.
Chuck Norris owns the greatest poker face of all-time. It helped him win the 1983 world series of poker despite him holding just a joker, a 2 of clubs, a 7 of spades, and a green number 4 from Uno and a monopoly ‘get out of jail free’ card.
Chuck Norris invented water.
Chuck Norris invented a language that incorporates karate and roundhouse kicks. So next time Chuck Norris is beating you up, don’t be offended or hurt, he may be just trying to tell you he likes your hat.
Chuck Norris went looking for a bar but couldn’t find one. He walked to a vacant lot and sat there. Sure enough within an hour and a half someone constructed a bar around him. He then ordered a shot, drank it, and then burned the place to the ground. Chuck Norris yelled over the roar of the flames, “always leave things the way you found em!”
Chuck Norris is Luke Skywalker’s real father.
Contrary to popular belief, Chuck Norris, not the box jellyfish of northern Australia, is the most venomous creature on earth. Within 3 minutes of being bitten, a human being experiences the following symptoms: fever, blurred vision, beard rash, tightness of the jeans, and the feeling of being repeatedly kicked through a car windshield.
Chuck Norris does not use spell check. If he happens to misspell a word, Oxford will simply change the actual spelling of it.
Before science was invented it was once believed that autumn occurred when Chuck Norris roundhouse kicked every tree in existence.
In the original pilot for Star Trek Next Generation, Chuck Norris can be seen powering the USS Enterprise warp drive with his roundhouse kicks.
Chuck Norris isn’t lactose intolerant. He just doesn’t put up with lactose.
Scientists in Washington have recently conceded that, if there were a nuclear war, all that would remain are cockroaches and Chuck Norris.
Chuck Norris once threated to sue Burger King because they refused to make it his way. When asked what “his way” detailed, he replied: “with barbed wire and nails, of course”. He then roundhouse kicked the reporter for even asking.
Chuck Norris never “gets laid”, rather: “laid gets Chuck”.
Helen Keller’s favorite color is Chuck Norris.
There are no disabled people. Only people who have met Chuck Norris.
Chuck Norris won 'Jumanji' without ever saying the word. He simply beat everything that was thrown at him, and the game forfeited.
Chuck Norris once bet NASA he could survive re-entry without a spacesuit. On July 19th, 1999, a naked Chuck Norris re-entered the earth's atmosphere, streaking over 14 states and reaching a temperature of 3000 degrees. An embarrassed NASA publicly claimed it was
a meteor, and still owes him a beer.
Chuck Norris got a perfect score on his SAT's, simply by writing Chuck Norris for every answer.
Aliens do exist. They're just waiting for Chuck Norris to die before they attack.
Chuck Norris once ate three 72 oz. steaks in one hour.
After much debate, President Truman decided to drop the atomic bomb on Hiroshima rather than the alternative of sending Chuck Norris. It was more "humane".
Chuck Norris doesn't see dead people. He makes people dead.
Chuck Norris once went to a frat party, and proceeded to roundhouse every popped collar in sight.
Chuck Norris doesn't have normal white blood cells like you and I. His have a small black ring around them. This signifies that they are black belts in every form of martial arts and they roundhouse kick viruses. That's why Chuck Norris never gets ill.
There are no races, only countries of people Chuck Norris has beaten to different shades of black and blue.
The grass is always greener on the other side, unless Chuck Norris has been there. In that case the grass is most likely soaked in blood and tears.
Chuck Norris invented his own type of karate. It's called Chuck-Will-Kill.
Chuck Norris invented black. In fact, he invented the entire spectrum of visible light. Except pink. Tom Cruise invented pink.
Nobody doesn't like Sara Lee. Except Chuck Norris.
The show Survivor had the original premise of putting people on an island with Chuck Norris. there were no survivors and the pilot episode tape has been burned.
Chuck Norris is the reason why Waldo is hiding.
Chuck Norris does not "style" his hair. It lays perfectly in place out of sheer terror.
Along with his black belt, Chuck Norris often chooses to wear brown shoes. No one has DARED call him on it. Ever.
When you're Chuck Norris, anything + anything is equal to 1.... 1 roundhouse kick to the face...
Thursday, January 29, 2009
42 things. I like to be different.
I've been putting this off because I want to think of a bunch of really creative stuff, but I might as well just start. Oh, and follow the rules: if you got tagged, you're supposed to write one of these because I want to get to know you better.
1. I love penguins. If you get me anything with penguins on it, I will probably love it. I want to see Madagascar 2 just for the penguins.
2. I wish I had a little turtle. Little turtles are so cute. I don't want to feed him bugs though- eew. I wonder what they eat.
3. I've lived in WA for 10 1/2 years and UT for 9.
4. I've left binkies in two famous places; the Hawaii LDS Temple and Arlington National Cemetery.
5. I've never been out of the country. I want to tour Europe and see all the cool stuff, but I think I'll do that when I'm older and richer, and go to the Philippines first. That or my honeymoon, whichever comes first. (Haven't decided on a location for that yet.)
6. My favorite sentence to learn in different languages is "stop poking me or I'll beat you with a stick." I can say it in English, German, and ASL. I can also insult you in Japanese. Ask me and I'll give you a demonstration. I wish I was bilingual, but the most I can do is learn different phrases. I know phrases/words in English, German, Spanish, French, Portuguese, Italian, Russian, Japanese, Chinese, Tagalog, and some more that I've forgotten.
7. I once wrote a children's book as an assignment for my Adv. Human Anatomy and Physiology class in high school about a sandwich scout who goes on a camping trip with his troop and they tell scary stories, one of which is about another sandwich scout who gets eaten and his adventures through the digestive system. It's quite clever, if I do say so myself.
8. I used to practice my flute for an hour and a half to two hours a day. I took lessons for 3 years and was fantastic- you lose it when you don't practice faithfully. :(
9. I transposed a part for alto flute in high school- the only instrument in G. It sounded so much cooler on that.
10. When I was little I rooted for the U.
11. I think it would be great to have a motor scooter/motorbike thingy. I don't need a car, but it would be great to be able to go places without begging people for rides or using the bus. Plus, they're cheaper and more economical.
12. I can't stand not having a piano. A piano is essential in a home. This is why I brought mine down to my apartment! I'm not telling what kind it is though, because Eric hasn't seen it yet.
13. When I get crazy, random, or awesome ideas, I sometimes go a little overboard when carrying them out, but I love it. If you want to see an example of this, look at the first set of pictures in my "Random Stuff" album.
14. I can't stand it when people use bad grammar and spelling and don't write their Facebook statuses in third person.
15. Another huge pet peeve of mine is when people leave messes. I can't stand messes. Just take an extra 30 seconds to wash your dish or hang up your clothes. Clean/organized= less stress.
16. I love strawberries and raspberries dipped in chocolate, and little snack foods like goldfish, chex mix, chips and salsa, s'mores, the gooey kind of caramel corn, the little strawberry-shaped fruit snack things I had in kindergarten 14 years ago... whoa...
17. I love taking pictures of myself. I can find all the great angles, but it's harder to capture them than you might think.
18. I love real dancing- not that jumping up and down stuff. Waltz, swing, cha-cha, fox-trot, etc.
19. I love it when guys can lead (dancing), and guys who can sing well are simply amazing.
20. I like it when guys are taller than me. If anybody wants one or two of my inches and will pay for the surgery to get them from me, they can have them. I've already decided where you can take the inches from. I wish I could wear high heels more often- I love them.
21. I am really good at making plans and coming up with all sorts of ideas for things. Depending on the subject or difficulty, following through sometimes doesn't happen.
22. I love having curly hair, except I can't do it very well and it takes a long time. I wish I had a crimper- that would be cute.
23. I love people playing with my hair.
24. I want to grow my hair out for two years to see how long I can get it and then donate it to Locks of Love.
25. I already have most of my wedding planned, and I'm not engaged or anything.
26. I like to be different, but in a fun/good way.
27. I'm from Utah and I've never been skiing. Weird, I know.
28. I'm initially shy in a crowd or with people I don't know (or know well), but I'm a really friendly person. Sometimes if I'm with really good friends, I can get rediculously crazy/funny/etc. I love it.
29. I own the extended versions of the Lord of the Rings trilogy. You're not a real fan if you haven't read the books or seen the extended versions, and can correct the mistakes Peter Jackson and the other people put in the movies. Some of them are so obviously wrong. If you want, I'll list examples. I can also quote like the first 10 minutes of The Fellowship of the Ring.
30. I have what some might call "manly" skills. I can take sinks apart, fix the insides of toilet tanks, help finish an unfinished basement, light the pilot light, caulk bathtubs, take computers apart and install things, and do other random stuff. I'm good with my hands, but my hand-eye coordination is not so good, which is why I'm bad at sports.
31. I like making yummy food and having people over for dinner. Two of my roommates are never here on Thursday nights when I make dinner, so I usually invite people over. Let me know if you want in sometime.
32. I love babies. They're so cute and fun to hold. I want to go volunteer at a nursery just to sit there and hold them or feed them or whatever.
33. I can make octopus faces.
34. I can eat Rice-A-Roni very seductively. Robin knows this.
35. 10pm is NOT late at night. Neither is 11pm, though that's when I start realizing that it's getting late. I don't need to state the fact that I'm not a morning person.
36. Calvin & Hobbes is awesome. Bill Watterson had some great ideas.
37. I love dressing up for stuff- formal dances, wearing dress pants and fancy stuff- it's fun. I kinda want an officy job just so I can wear professional/classy/dressy stuff all the time.
38. If you gave me lots of money, I'd want to spend it on clothes and shoes, but if I exercised self-discipline, I'd put it in savings for my wedding, car/motorbike thingy, piano, and whatever else was on my list.
39. I was born with a broken collarbone but have never broken a bone, had stitches, major surgery, or anything like that. When I had my wisdom teeth out it didn't hurt and I wasn't a chipmunk. Haha.
40. I love the way my mom decorated our house. I like to decorate things and make them look nice, and I have ideas for my future house already, and some are based off elements in my family's house.
41. I am addicted to LOST, House, and the Office. I love intense/intriguing and funny shows.
42. Ever since I watched/read tHHGttG (The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy), the number "42" has been really noticeable. Zach is my best friend and 42 is his favorite number, and ever since he left on his mission, it has been everywhere. No joke. It's so weird- it shows up in the oddest situations, random conversations, things I overhear, signs and advertisements, etc. But I suppose it's fitting- after all, it is the answer to Life, the Universe, and Everything (according to the Guide). Hence this particular list not going simply to 25.
2. I wish I had a little turtle. Little turtles are so cute. I don't want to feed him bugs though- eew. I wonder what they eat.
3. I've lived in WA for 10 1/2 years and UT for 9.
4. I've left binkies in two famous places; the Hawaii LDS Temple and Arlington National Cemetery.
5. I've never been out of the country. I want to tour Europe and see all the cool stuff, but I think I'll do that when I'm older and richer, and go to the Philippines first. That or my honeymoon, whichever comes first. (Haven't decided on a location for that yet.)
6. My favorite sentence to learn in different languages is "stop poking me or I'll beat you with a stick." I can say it in English, German, and ASL. I can also insult you in Japanese. Ask me and I'll give you a demonstration. I wish I was bilingual, but the most I can do is learn different phrases. I know phrases/words in English, German, Spanish, French, Portuguese, Italian, Russian, Japanese, Chinese, Tagalog, and some more that I've forgotten.
7. I once wrote a children's book as an assignment for my Adv. Human Anatomy and Physiology class in high school about a sandwich scout who goes on a camping trip with his troop and they tell scary stories, one of which is about another sandwich scout who gets eaten and his adventures through the digestive system. It's quite clever, if I do say so myself.
8. I used to practice my flute for an hour and a half to two hours a day. I took lessons for 3 years and was fantastic- you lose it when you don't practice faithfully. :(
9. I transposed a part for alto flute in high school- the only instrument in G. It sounded so much cooler on that.
10. When I was little I rooted for the U.
11. I think it would be great to have a motor scooter/motorbike thingy. I don't need a car, but it would be great to be able to go places without begging people for rides or using the bus. Plus, they're cheaper and more economical.
12. I can't stand not having a piano. A piano is essential in a home. This is why I brought mine down to my apartment! I'm not telling what kind it is though, because Eric hasn't seen it yet.
13. When I get crazy, random, or awesome ideas, I sometimes go a little overboard when carrying them out, but I love it. If you want to see an example of this, look at the first set of pictures in my "Random Stuff" album.
14. I can't stand it when people use bad grammar and spelling and don't write their Facebook statuses in third person.
15. Another huge pet peeve of mine is when people leave messes. I can't stand messes. Just take an extra 30 seconds to wash your dish or hang up your clothes. Clean/organized= less stress.
16. I love strawberries and raspberries dipped in chocolate, and little snack foods like goldfish, chex mix, chips and salsa, s'mores, the gooey kind of caramel corn, the little strawberry-shaped fruit snack things I had in kindergarten 14 years ago... whoa...
17. I love taking pictures of myself. I can find all the great angles, but it's harder to capture them than you might think.
18. I love real dancing- not that jumping up and down stuff. Waltz, swing, cha-cha, fox-trot, etc.
19. I love it when guys can lead (dancing), and guys who can sing well are simply amazing.
20. I like it when guys are taller than me. If anybody wants one or two of my inches and will pay for the surgery to get them from me, they can have them. I've already decided where you can take the inches from. I wish I could wear high heels more often- I love them.
21. I am really good at making plans and coming up with all sorts of ideas for things. Depending on the subject or difficulty, following through sometimes doesn't happen.
22. I love having curly hair, except I can't do it very well and it takes a long time. I wish I had a crimper- that would be cute.
23. I love people playing with my hair.
24. I want to grow my hair out for two years to see how long I can get it and then donate it to Locks of Love.
25. I already have most of my wedding planned, and I'm not engaged or anything.
26. I like to be different, but in a fun/good way.
27. I'm from Utah and I've never been skiing. Weird, I know.
28. I'm initially shy in a crowd or with people I don't know (or know well), but I'm a really friendly person. Sometimes if I'm with really good friends, I can get rediculously crazy/funny/etc. I love it.
29. I own the extended versions of the Lord of the Rings trilogy. You're not a real fan if you haven't read the books or seen the extended versions, and can correct the mistakes Peter Jackson and the other people put in the movies. Some of them are so obviously wrong. If you want, I'll list examples. I can also quote like the first 10 minutes of The Fellowship of the Ring.
30. I have what some might call "manly" skills. I can take sinks apart, fix the insides of toilet tanks, help finish an unfinished basement, light the pilot light, caulk bathtubs, take computers apart and install things, and do other random stuff. I'm good with my hands, but my hand-eye coordination is not so good, which is why I'm bad at sports.
31. I like making yummy food and having people over for dinner. Two of my roommates are never here on Thursday nights when I make dinner, so I usually invite people over. Let me know if you want in sometime.
32. I love babies. They're so cute and fun to hold. I want to go volunteer at a nursery just to sit there and hold them or feed them or whatever.
33. I can make octopus faces.
34. I can eat Rice-A-Roni very seductively. Robin knows this.
35. 10pm is NOT late at night. Neither is 11pm, though that's when I start realizing that it's getting late. I don't need to state the fact that I'm not a morning person.
36. Calvin & Hobbes is awesome. Bill Watterson had some great ideas.
37. I love dressing up for stuff- formal dances, wearing dress pants and fancy stuff- it's fun. I kinda want an officy job just so I can wear professional/classy/dressy stuff all the time.
38. If you gave me lots of money, I'd want to spend it on clothes and shoes, but if I exercised self-discipline, I'd put it in savings for my wedding, car/motorbike thingy, piano, and whatever else was on my list.
39. I was born with a broken collarbone but have never broken a bone, had stitches, major surgery, or anything like that. When I had my wisdom teeth out it didn't hurt and I wasn't a chipmunk. Haha.
40. I love the way my mom decorated our house. I like to decorate things and make them look nice, and I have ideas for my future house already, and some are based off elements in my family's house.
41. I am addicted to LOST, House, and the Office. I love intense/intriguing and funny shows.
42. Ever since I watched/read tHHGttG (The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy), the number "42" has been really noticeable. Zach is my best friend and 42 is his favorite number, and ever since he left on his mission, it has been everywhere. No joke. It's so weird- it shows up in the oddest situations, random conversations, things I overhear, signs and advertisements, etc. But I suppose it's fitting- after all, it is the answer to Life, the Universe, and Everything (according to the Guide). Hence this particular list not going simply to 25.
being weird with my sister
awkward stretch on the boat at Bear Lake
sipping a tigers' blood snow cone
crazy modeling pose
random photo shoot with the towels
one of my favorite pictures of me
Wednesday, January 14, 2009
ABCs
Previously published as a Facebook note.
I'm copying Mariko-- I really like this format for the usually annoying quiz.
After reading, copy and paste this into a new note and fill it out with your answers.
After reading, copy and paste this into a new note and fill it out with your answers.
A
- Available: find out :)
- Age: 19 years, 7 months, 19 days. :P
- Annoyance: I have many, and the biggest ones I shouldn't mention
- Animal: PENGUINS!!! and little turtles.
- Available: find out :)
- Age: 19 years, 7 months, 19 days. :P
- Annoyance: I have many, and the biggest ones I shouldn't mention
- Animal: PENGUINS!!! and little turtles.
B
- Beer: yuck- I don't drink it
- Birthday: May 26th
- Best Friends: Zach... I don't have a category for best friends but he has always been there for me
- Body Part on opposite sex: depends... usually I notice height and facial features first
- Best feeling in the world: Cuddling up with a significant other and just being able to sit there. You don't even need to talk, its just nice (well said Mariko)
- Blind or Deaf: ...ooh hard choice...
- Best weather: there was this one day about a year ago that was so perfect-- sunny but not too bright, and the PERFECT temperature... I'm not sure what it was but it was wonderful- looked colder than it was but it was perfect, and had the occasional slight breeze
- Been in Love: yes :)
- Been on stage?: yes
- Believe in Magic: define magic...
- Believe in Santa: there's no Santa?!?! ;)
- Beer: yuck- I don't drink it
- Birthday: May 26th
- Best Friends: Zach... I don't have a category for best friends but he has always been there for me
- Body Part on opposite sex: depends... usually I notice height and facial features first
- Best feeling in the world: Cuddling up with a significant other and just being able to sit there. You don't even need to talk, its just nice (well said Mariko)
- Blind or Deaf: ...ooh hard choice...
- Best weather: there was this one day about a year ago that was so perfect-- sunny but not too bright, and the PERFECT temperature... I'm not sure what it was but it was wonderful- looked colder than it was but it was perfect, and had the occasional slight breeze
- Been in Love: yes :)
- Been on stage?: yes
- Believe in Magic: define magic...
- Believe in Santa: there's no Santa?!?! ;)
C
- Candy: chocolate, jolly ranchers, NOT Almond Joys...
- Color: Too many, and it depends.
- Chocolate/Vanilla: Chocolate ice cream, vanilla cake (hm, good idea)
- Chinese/Mexican: I think there is more Mexican stuff I like than Chinese just because there's lots of weird Oriental food
- Cake or pie: depends on my mood- I like both.
- Continent to visit: haven't been to any besides the continental US. Hawaii as a baby, but that doesn't count.
- Candy: chocolate, jolly ranchers, NOT Almond Joys...
- Color: Too many, and it depends.
- Chocolate/Vanilla: Chocolate ice cream, vanilla cake (hm, good idea)
- Chinese/Mexican: I think there is more Mexican stuff I like than Chinese just because there's lots of weird Oriental food
- Cake or pie: depends on my mood- I like both.
- Continent to visit: haven't been to any besides the continental US. Hawaii as a baby, but that doesn't count.
D
- Day or Night: depends
- Dance in the rain?: yes, but not freezing rain with chilly wind
- Do the splits?: haha not even close- I can barely get 90 degrees- it's so sad.
- Day or Night: depends
- Dance in the rain?: yes, but not freezing rain with chilly wind
- Do the splits?: haha not even close- I can barely get 90 degrees- it's so sad.
E
- Eggs: scrambled, hard boiled, just not runny
- Eyes: hazel- I wish more green though
- Everyone has a: ...hmm, what to put...
- Ever failed a class?: heh, yeah... :/
- Eggs: scrambled, hard boiled, just not runny
- Eyes: hazel- I wish more green though
- Everyone has a: ...hmm, what to put...
- Ever failed a class?: heh, yeah... :/
F
- Full name: Angela Ruth Berrett
- First thoughts waking up: I don't want to get out of bed.
- Food: yummy food- whatever I'm in the mood for
- Full name: Angela Ruth Berrett
- First thoughts waking up: I don't want to get out of bed.
- Food: yummy food- whatever I'm in the mood for
G
- Greatest Fear: ...hmm, what to put...
- Goals: saving money, having a good life, marry in the temple, raise a family
- Gum: whatever keeps its flavor and doesn't get gross and hard
- Good luck charm: don't really have one
- Greatest Fear: ...hmm, what to put...
- Goals: saving money, having a good life, marry in the temple, raise a family
- Gum: whatever keeps its flavor and doesn't get gross and hard
- Good luck charm: don't really have one
H
- Hair Color: brown, but I wish redder
- Height: 5'9"-- anybody want an inch? Figure out how to get it, pay for it, and you can have it.
- Happy: usually
- Holiday: Christmas
- How do you want to die: in my sleep without a ton of pain beforehand
- Hair Color: brown, but I wish redder
- Height: 5'9"-- anybody want an inch? Figure out how to get it, pay for it, and you can have it.
- Happy: usually
- Holiday: Christmas
- How do you want to die: in my sleep without a ton of pain beforehand
I
- Ice Cream: depends...
- Instrument: hahaha... I'll start at the top of the register: piccolo, flute, alto flute, bass flute (though I haven't played much), recorder (sort of- I remember all the stuff from elementary), clarinet (well, enough to play easy songs in the key of ...C I think), piano, some mallet percussion (though I'm not much better than an "easy" level on the xylos)...
--No really, I mainly play flute, piccolo, and piano (those are listed in order of fabulousness :P )
- Ice Cream: depends...
- Instrument: hahaha... I'll start at the top of the register: piccolo, flute, alto flute, bass flute (though I haven't played much), recorder (sort of- I remember all the stuff from elementary), clarinet (well, enough to play easy songs in the key of ...C I think), piano, some mallet percussion (though I'm not much better than an "easy" level on the xylos)...
--No really, I mainly play flute, piccolo, and piano (those are listed in order of fabulousness :P )
J
- Jewelry: I like to make it- beading is fun. earrings mostly, but also bracelets and occasionally a necklace. Bring me beads and I'll make you one!
- Job: None yet but I am on the hunt.
- Jewelry: I like to make it- beading is fun. earrings mostly, but also bracelets and occasionally a necklace. Bring me beads and I'll make you one!
- Job: None yet but I am on the hunt.
K
- Kids: I want 4 or 5 and I have a bunch of names picked out already
- Kickboxing or karate: I look like an idiot doing either
- Keep a journal?: I should be better, but I write my missionary friends, so I could make a journal of those
- Kids: I want 4 or 5 and I have a bunch of names picked out already
- Kickboxing or karate: I look like an idiot doing either
- Keep a journal?: I should be better, but I write my missionary friends, so I could make a journal of those
L
- Longest Car Ride: from Utah to San Diego-- 12 hours in the car... blah...
- Love: in what context? not sure I can narrow it down...
- Letter: I used to think R was cool- I had these flash cards when I was little and the pictures for R were pretty, but Q is just fun and Z is sweet.
- Laughed so hard you cried: yep, love it
- Longest Car Ride: from Utah to San Diego-- 12 hours in the car... blah...
- Love: in what context? not sure I can narrow it down...
- Letter: I used to think R was cool- I had these flash cards when I was little and the pictures for R were pretty, but Q is just fun and Z is sweet.
- Laughed so hard you cried: yep, love it
M
- Milk flavor: some of those fruity milks are really good
- Movies: too many to list
- Motion sickness? nope! hooray
- McD’s or BK: McDonald's is a lot less healthy, but I got food poisoning from BK once-- nasty night but it was a yummy meal!
- Milk flavor: some of those fruity milks are really good
- Movies: too many to list
- Motion sickness? nope! hooray
- McD’s or BK: McDonald's is a lot less healthy, but I got food poisoning from BK once-- nasty night but it was a yummy meal!
N
- Number of Siblings: 2, and I'm the oldest of us 3
- Number of Piercings: one set in my ears and that's all I'll get
- Number: used to be 3, but then Zach introduced me to HHGttG (Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy) and his favorite number is 42, and ever since he left on his mission 42 is EVERYWHERE. No joke. It's really weird.
- Number of Siblings: 2, and I'm the oldest of us 3
- Number of Piercings: one set in my ears and that's all I'll get
- Number: used to be 3, but then Zach introduced me to HHGttG (Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy) and his favorite number is 42, and ever since he left on his mission 42 is EVERYWHERE. No joke. It's really weird.
O
- One wish: to be happy for the rest of my life. This was the answer already here from the last person, but I agree. (again I'm copying Mariko, and apparently whoever she copied)
- One wish: to be happy for the rest of my life. This was the answer already here from the last person, but I agree. (again I'm copying Mariko, and apparently whoever she copied)
P
- Perfect Pizza: pepperoni, sausage, ham, pineapple, veggies, cheese, sauce... and Little Caesar's breadsticks. And none of that dip-your-pizza-in-ranch weirdness- it takes away the pizza flavor.
- Pepsi/Coke: I don't drink caffeine, but I had a sip of cherry Coke on accident once and it was really good. I wish they made caffeine free cherry Coke. Yum.
- Perfect Pizza: pepperoni, sausage, ham, pineapple, veggies, cheese, sauce... and Little Caesar's breadsticks. And none of that dip-your-pizza-in-ranch weirdness- it takes away the pizza flavor.
- Pepsi/Coke: I don't drink caffeine, but I had a sip of cherry Coke on accident once and it was really good. I wish they made caffeine free cherry Coke. Yum.
Q
- Quail: they are funny little birds
- Quail: they are funny little birds
R
- Reason to cry: missing someone, fear, etc
- Reality T.V: "some people are so dumb" is usually my thought while watching it :P
- Radio Station: I don't really listen to the radio, so I don't remember which ones I like
- Roll your tongue in a circle?: yup
- Reason to cry: missing someone, fear, etc
- Reality T.V: "some people are so dumb" is usually my thought while watching it :P
- Radio Station: I don't really listen to the radio, so I don't remember which ones I like
- Roll your tongue in a circle?: yup
S
- Song: too many- whatever I'm in the mood for...
- Shoe size: 9, but I can do an 8 1/2 if it's open-toed
- Salad Dressing: Catalina, Ranch, Italian, Balsamic Vinaigrette, I'll pretty much try any
- Sushi: haven't had much, but it was fine
- Skipped school: yes, unfortunately
- Slept outside: yay camping! I want to go camp in a tent now- I haven't for a long time
- Smoked?: HECK no.
- Skinny dipped?: HECK no.
- Shower daily?: close enough (haha nice Mariko)
- Sing well?: I can carry the tune and sing in tune too
- In the shower?: no, I don't actually- if I thought about it I would sing to songs I like when nobody's home, but I don't ever think to
- Swear?: of course not- plus it usually makes you sound like an idiot- if you take the real meanings of the words, people who swear usually don't even make any sense.
- Strawberries/Blueberries: Strawberries!
- Song: too many- whatever I'm in the mood for...
- Shoe size: 9, but I can do an 8 1/2 if it's open-toed
- Salad Dressing: Catalina, Ranch, Italian, Balsamic Vinaigrette, I'll pretty much try any
- Sushi: haven't had much, but it was fine
- Skipped school: yes, unfortunately
- Slept outside: yay camping! I want to go camp in a tent now- I haven't for a long time
- Smoked?: HECK no.
- Skinny dipped?: HECK no.
- Shower daily?: close enough (haha nice Mariko)
- Sing well?: I can carry the tune and sing in tune too
- In the shower?: no, I don't actually- if I thought about it I would sing to songs I like when nobody's home, but I don't ever think to
- Swear?: of course not- plus it usually makes you sound like an idiot- if you take the real meanings of the words, people who swear usually don't even make any sense.
- Strawberries/Blueberries: Strawberries!
T
- Time for bed: way too late
- Thunderstorms: they're cool- I want to go on a take-pictures-of-lightning spree sometime. That'd be cool.
- Time for bed: way too late
- Thunderstorms: they're cool- I want to go on a take-pictures-of-lightning spree sometime. That'd be cool.
U
- Unpredictable: umm... depends?
- Unpredictable: umm... depends?
V
- Vacation spot: SeaWorld last summer was SO MUCH FUN!!!
- Vacation spot: SeaWorld last summer was SO MUCH FUN!!!
W
- Weakness: chocolate, chips and salsa, chex mix, other yummy snacks, and that's just food...
-Which one of your friends acts the most like you: Zach? but we've been around each other so much we can't really help but adopt each other's traits
- Who makes you laugh the most: I dunno...
- Who makes you smile the most: hm, dunno
- Worst feeling: helplessness... loneliness and emptiness too
- Wanted to be a model?: no- I find too many flaws on myself, although there are some days where I just feel PRETTY. Love those days...
- Where do we go when we die?: according to my faith, either to Spirit Paradise or Spirit Prison- what many religions call Heaven and Hell. After that we have a more in-depth judgment and there and more degrees we are divided into based on how we've lived our lives.
-Worst Weather?: Slushy and cold and windy, hot and humid and muggy and dry... dunno. Extremes aren't usually great.
- Weakness: chocolate, chips and salsa, chex mix, other yummy snacks, and that's just food...
-Which one of your friends acts the most like you: Zach? but we've been around each other so much we can't really help but adopt each other's traits
- Who makes you laugh the most: I dunno...
- Who makes you smile the most: hm, dunno
- Worst feeling: helplessness... loneliness and emptiness too
- Wanted to be a model?: no- I find too many flaws on myself, although there are some days where I just feel PRETTY. Love those days...
- Where do we go when we die?: according to my faith, either to Spirit Paradise or Spirit Prison- what many religions call Heaven and Hell. After that we have a more in-depth judgment and there and more degrees we are divided into based on how we've lived our lives.
-Worst Weather?: Slushy and cold and windy, hot and humid and muggy and dry... dunno. Extremes aren't usually great.
X
-X-Rays: I wish I had some of myself- that'd be cool.
-X-Rays: I wish I had some of myself- that'd be cool.
Y
-Year it is now: 2009
-Yellow: a song by Coldplay. Kindof odd actually if you listen to the words but I still like it
-Year it is now: 2009
-Yellow: a song by Coldplay. Kindof odd actually if you listen to the words but I still like it
Z
- Zoo animal: there are many... and again I love PENGUINS and little turtles!
- Zoo animal: there are many... and again I love PENGUINS and little turtles!
LAST PERSON WHO…
1. Slept in a bed beside you? my roommate Sara
2. You went to the mall with? my mom and sister
3. You went to dinner with? Travis. Ate dinner with? roommates.
4. You talked to on the phone? probably Abigail
5. Made you laugh? my band teacher
1. Slept in a bed beside you? my roommate Sara
2. You went to the mall with? my mom and sister
3. You went to dinner with? Travis. Ate dinner with? roommates.
4. You talked to on the phone? probably Abigail
5. Made you laugh? my band teacher
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